bug Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Here's a place where all you Shetlinkers can lay out your concerns or fears anonymously without fear of recimrimination, grammar reconsciliation, soothmootheralienation, or twee repostes and be assured of considered non-ambiguous responses from a listener who cares. for example. Dear Bug, I can't tie my laces concerned of Eshaness Dear Concerned of Eshaness No worries, Help is on hand. Use slipons in the meantime BUG. OK not a good example but I haven't had my first letter yet and I aint going to make them up. So... Who's first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trowie246 Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Dear Bug, I have a bit of a dilema. I have tinnitus and I have been told by a specialist that there is no cure (by the way, that isn't the dilema). My problem is now a giant windfarm is being built in Shetland I feel like I want to leave Shetland but I am probably the one who should stay. You see, I have a noise in my head lik a drummy bee the whole time so although I don't live anywhere near the turbines I feel maybe I should let one of the poor souls who live there move out then I can move in, you know, sacrifice for the greater good and all that stuff. Like we have to sacrifice Shetland for the rest of Scotland.If I have to move nearer the windfarm at least the house will be cheap...What do you think? Yours whatever, whatever, Trowie246. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bug Posted April 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Dear Bug, I have a bit of a dilema. I have tinnitus and I have been told by a specialist that there is no cure (by the way, that isn't the dilema). My problem is now a giant windfarm is being built in Shetland I feel like I want to leave Shetland but I am probably the one who should stay. You see, I have a noise in my head lik a drummy bee the whole time so although I don't live anywhere near the turbines I feel maybe I should let one of the poor souls who live there move out then I can move in, you know, sacrifice for the greater good and all that stuff. Like we have to sacrifice Shetland for the rest of Scotland.If I have to move nearer the windfarm at least the house will be cheap...What do you think? Yours whatever, whatever, Trowie246. Dear Trowie246 I suggest that when you move you deploy earwigs Bug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAJ86 Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 not a problem trowie...the drone off the brilliant windmills soon to take over shetland and boost our funds and create jobs for our children just as sullom voe did in the boom time will help your tinitus no end as it will act as a background rumble and take your mind of the problemCURED!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unlinkedstudent Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Dear Bug, I have a bit of a dilema. I have tinnitus and I have been told by a specialist that there is no cure (by the way, that isn't the dilema). My problem is now a giant windfarm is being built in Shetland I feel like I want to leave Shetland but I am probably the one who should stay. You see, I have a noise in my head lik a drummy bee the whole time so although I don't live anywhere near the turbines I feel maybe I should let one of the poor souls who live there move out then I can move in, you know, sacrifice for the greater good and all that stuff. Like we have to sacrifice Shetland for the rest of Scotland.If I have to move nearer the windfarm at least the house will be cheap...What do you think? Yours whatever, whatever, Trowie246. Dear Trowie Have no fear! I suggest you get a job with one of the millionaires that will no doubt be created out of the windfarm project; no doubt one of the perks of the jobs would be private healthcare. With any luck, you'll be able to nag them all day and their consciousness may be kicked into gear resulting in them finally seeing the shrinks they already need. Oops, ignore the millionaire bit - they'll be homeless as the interconnector won't be built, they'll have spent their dosh and if they don't get kicked out of Shetland, they'll be looking for private accommodation so you could rent a room out to them and have them work for you for minimum wage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twerto Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Dear bug. Can you help me please.. people keep hijacking threads and ignoring what the original posters is saying.. I was wondering if you have a cure for this? Yours Sincerely Twert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Twerto signed: we dont really grow up at all as we get older - we just get slightly better at behaving in public Conformity's a curse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twerto Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 /shakes fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 /shakes fist Probably the best reply I've had on Shetlink so far. http://www.messengerfreak.com/emoticons/funny/ugly_man_laugh.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apehanger Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Dear Bug, The voices are refusing to talk to me anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bug Posted April 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Dear bug. Can you help me please.. people keep hijacking threads and ignoring what the original posters is saying.. I was wondering if you have a cure for this? Yours Sincerely Twert Dear Twerto, I suggest Calamine Lotion applied to the gap between their two big toes. Bug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bug Posted April 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Dear Bug, The voices are refusing to talk to me anymore! Dear Apehanger I suggest they have you sussed. Bug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorrie Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 Dear Bug We are reaching global saturation with the human race, the Earths resources are being consumed at a terrifying rate and violence and poverty are sweeping Africa and the Middle East. We have despotic leaders, a culture of greed and selfishness coupled with ever increasing opressive control by government departments. So will it be OK to sow beetroot yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 Dear Bug After splitting with a long term girlfriend I noticed that my Roland Mc909 was missing as were my Bogdan Raczynski cds. I had tried to tell said girlfriend that Mr Raczynski's music was created using computers and software only so they theft of the 909 has me puzzled. How can I go about recovering the 909 and my much loved cds whilst convincing the ex that no hardware was used in the production of these albums? Thanks in advance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bug Posted April 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 Dear Bug We are reaching global saturation with the human race, the Earths resources are being consumed at a terrifying rate and violence and poverty are sweeping Africa and the Middle East. We have despotic leaders, a culture of greed and selfishness coupled with ever increasing opressive control by government departments. So will it be OK to sow beetroot yet? Dear Scorrie, Hang fire a couple of weeks yet - there's a frost in the air. Bug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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