The Greatest Speech for Humanity

[Distortio]

Aaaaah, NOW I understand. Good luck with the whole fame schtick. I wish you well with it, even although not me personal cup o' cha. I will stick with my wooly cardie and Andy Williams albums on my iPod (and the ultimate showman, Dean Martin, of course. Goes without saying, natch. ).

 

("Mooooon riii-ver, wiiider than a mile...")

 

 

ok, thanks for that. but schtick? there is no schtick. don't you know who i am?!? i'll have you know i once saw a picture of lindsay lohan! yeah? impressed now, eh? yeeeeeah, that's right.

 

(and can you really have andy williams on an ipod without rupturing time?)

[I.S]

Someone call a doctor, there's a man here doesn't know who he is! (Man, I used that on George Galloway once. He was pure raging, by the way! But he still didn't get in!!)

 

As for LiLo, whoooo-hooooo! You're obviously a force to be reckoned with, and a TRUE celllabrrrity

 

And to your last? Let me just say I'm watching the Val Doonican show, live on BBC1, as we speak. Time is a river, me and my huckleberry friend are floating round its bends... Who needs a Tardis when you have The Impossible Dream? 2 minutes and 35 seconds of sheer unmitigated claaaass. Between he and Dino, thats talent, my friend (Dean Martin being unparalleled, in my opinion, good as Andy is. My goodness, I'd forgotten about those cardigans of Val's! This one looks like a Sarlacc threw up a semi-digested Wookie all over the poor man! Yay! We are getting Paddy McGinty's goat as a closing song! )

[Distortio]

you see, i warned you about putting andy williams on an ipod... now go to your room and think about what you've done.

[Hector's House]

you see, i warned you about putting andy williams on an ipod... now go to your room and think about what you've done.

 

Hmm, I wonder if that will work with Jedward?

[I.S]

you see, i warned you about putting andy williams on an ipod... now go to your room and think about what you've done.

 

But, y'see, in my time stream, he, Dino, Frank, Johnny C, Roy and even Bing are all still alive and well, crooning at their best (well, Johnny likes to wind them up with his guitar, but...) Give it a try.

 

Just don't cross the streams.

 

('Bye Andy, I'll miss you, but your music lives on The last of the boys who watched the girls while the girls watched the boys who watched the girls go by... )

[JAStewart]