owre-weel Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 Next time ask your autistic nephew to proof read your posts before you make an even bigger fool of yourself in front of people who are even more stupid than you! Up to now I thought you were just full of the brown stuff, an idiot and a bully, but surprise surprise you've managed to stoop even lower. I'm afraid you are the only one making a fool of themselves and your also coming across as a pretty sick individual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ann257 Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 Maybe we should have a standing European army trained to prevent conflicts - keep warring factions apart, independant of who's fighting who. Say the blue berrets on the Israel/Gazza strip border working for the rights of both groups til they can be adult enough to sit down and sort something out themselves. Killing civilians is murder like it or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibber Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 Maybe we should have a standing European army trained to prevent conflicts - keep warring factions apart, independant of who's fighting who. Say the blue berrets on the Israel/Gazza strip border working for the rights of both groups til they can be adult enough to sit down and sort something out themselves. Killing civilians is murder like it or not. So after previous European involvement such as... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sykes%E2%80%93Picot_Agreement http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hussein%E2%80%93McMahon_Correspondence http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balfour_Declaration ....you now propose a European 'parental army' to look after the childlike states/provisional states in the Middle East, independent of the current political situation which was wilfully caused in a large part by Europe itself in the 20th century? And how are rockets from Gaza or aircraft from Israel going to be stopped by a border force? A border force throughout Gaza and Israel? And what 'rights of both groups' would this army defend? The 'right' of return of Palestinians? You're going to need a very powerful army effectively occupying Israel (a democratic UN member state) to grant (force) the practicalities of that 'right'. Is this European army going to defend Israel's 'right' to blockade Gaza by having them on (and under) the Egypt border, in the Med and in Gazan airspace? And if you're going to reintroduce an occupying European superpower like Britain was in the time of the Mandate for Palestine who's to say there will be no contradictory promises, machinations and political carvery like those I linked to above? Those trustworthy European leaders responsible for following the US into Iraq for oil on the back of dodgy dossiers and nonexistent WMDs? Perhaps Israel should send a peacekeeping task force to the Malvinas to protect the rights of the opposing factions. It could protect the Falklands from military invasion and force British companies to stop their provocative drilling for oil to protect Argentinian claims of sovereignty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortio Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 alternatively we could threaten to let mcdonalds turn all disputed territory into a massive pig farm unless they stop squabbling. create a common enemy so jews and palestinians can unite in their common intolerance of bacon. #simplifyingcomplexproblemsthroughthemediumoffarce (i'm just going to pretend this is twitter now) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibber Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 A McMandate for Palestine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortio Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 and a hamas sandwich to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibber Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 With all this junk food it looks like Hamas are finally going to get Fatah. or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortio Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 you're 'avin (f)a laff(el). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ann257 Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 I can go with the MacMandate, set up loads of the golden arches in every area of conflict, soon all the warring parties would be too fat to fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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