homophobia

[Uncle_Monty]

I'd advise you to use plenty of lubricant, and try to relax.

 

thanks for the tip (pun intended)

[Fatal Paper Cut]

Do forgive me- I appear to have voiced the massively extreme and right-wing opinion of not being into anal sex.

 

The irony being that a character of the same name as yourself fully intended to 'have' Marwood in "Withnail & I", even if by an act of burglary.

[Uncle_Monty]

Well, I'd hardly say that. It's true, I crept the boards in my youth. But I never really had it in my blood, and that's what's so essential, isn't it, theatrical zeal in the veins. Alas I have little more than vintage wine and memories. It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself "I will never play the Dane." When that moment comes, one's ambition ceases. Don't you agree?

[Scorrie]

..... "I will never play the Dane." When that moment comes, one's ambition ceases. Don't you agree?

 

I wouldn't worry about it. He was a miserable git anyway. Wouldn't want to play him.

 

Probably gay as well.........

[Gibber]

I suppose it comes down to who you fancy.

 

There you go, that's pretty much the answer.

[unlinkedstudent]

... shall we say 'mechanics' of gay sex

 

Are you aware many homosexuals don't have anal sex?

[Uncle_Monty]

To be honest it didn't really occur to me - I just sort of assumed that most gay men would want to consummate their union, if you will. I think I've already disclosed (and indeed demonstrated) my ignorance of the subject.

 

My point, if indeed I really had one, was that this sort of thing should be open for discussion without being folk being labeled homophobic and immediately cast into the role of right-wing zealot. I expressed the opinion that gay anal sex was personally unappealing. I think I should be able to say this without offending those who feel otherwise, no?

[Gibber]

My point, if indeed I really had one, was that this sort of thing should be open for discussion without being folk being labeled homophobic and immediately cast into the role of right-wing zealot. I expressed the opinion that gay anal sex was personally unappealing. I think I should be able to say this without offending those who feel otherwise, no?

 

But still nobody has called you homophobic or a right wing zealot and nobody has voiced any offence at you either. You may never get to play the Dane but you seem to have cast yourself in real life as one of the theatre players from Hamlet by protesting so much about being called a right wing zealot.

 

Just come out of the closet and voice your right wing concerns if that's the case. What you personally do or don't do with yours or anybody else's anus is irrelevant. I imagine nobody here wants a running commentary of the current condition of your bottom.

[Uncle_Monty]

some might! But you're quite right - my bum tales are clearly not up to the literary standard of your space-sex epic. Nice chatting.

[Gibber]

You could call it The Bum Diary.

[Uncle_Monty]

You could call it The Bum Diary.

 

Or maybe Fear and Loathing of an Anus?

[Uncle_Monty]

You could call it The Bum Diary.

 

Or maybe Fear and Loathing of an Anus?

[George.]

My point, if indeed I really had one, was that this sort of thing should be open for discussion without being folk being labeled homophobic and immediately cast into the role of right-wing zealot. I expressed the opinion that gay anal sex was personally unappealing. I think I should be able to say this without offending those who feel otherwise, no?

 

It's highly unlikely that they will be cast in amongst the right-wing zealots. Let's face it, there are far too many bent Tories as it is

[Distortio]

hang on, hang on, i'm confused. this thread has veered wildly from the real issue here.

 

Imagine you're on a space shuttle flying to Mars to fix a wheel bearing on that little rover that's up there looking at the rocks and your crew consists of you (captain), some hot bits of crumpet like those birds off of the cover of FHM or Loaded (in charge of mission logistics and rocketry) and Anne Widdicombe (mission specialist in space cooking, UFO spotting and inertial guidance). Would you have vaginal and/or oral sex with Anne Widdicombe who's totally up for it, rather than take up an offer of heterosexual anal sex with the babes in the cargo bay next to the jetpacks? (Keeping in mind the babes don't do oral, they're not tarts. And they won't do vaginal because the risk of pregnancy could lead to babysitting difficulties on a busy space shuttle)

 

so would ann widdecombe do anal or not?

[bresail]

I fail to see what business it is of anyone questioning a persons sexuality.

I personally treat all people the same.

I also don't call a girl a lesbian if she will not go out with me.

The jaffa cake reference amused me, as I have a friend that cannot eat them but, loves to eat Jaffa Tarts.

He lives in Tel Aviv, in a district named Yafo, english= Jaffa so he gets the opportunities.

Regards,

Rex.