Tomblands Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 I once went about 10 minutes out of my way to wee against the wall of Tannadice Football Stadium in Dundee. It was one of the proudest moments of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Classy thread I know someone who once urinated on his own stereo, in his bedroom whilst drunk, believing it to be the bathroom. I also know someone who was utterly hung-over on a national express bus down to London. He was using the on-board convenience, when they took a sharp turn and he fell out into the aisle, legs around his ankles and clutching a piece of toilet roll that had almost fulfilled its purpose, much to the horror of the young Chinese woman who found her face inches away from it. PS =- neither of these people are me by the way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Into the fuel tank of a police car (a long time ago in a city far away) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickB Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Into the fuel tank of a police car (a long time ago in a city far away) ':lol:' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marooned in Maywick Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Into the fuel tank of a police car (a long time ago in a city far away) Number 1s or number 2s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Apparently number 2s make it go faster.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Number 1s or number 2s? No 1's Would have been No 2's if they'd caught me though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny_knobsville Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 (**Moderator edit**)Content of post deleted. That was very crude Johnny, and it had absolutely nothing to do with the thread, distasteful as it may be......sorry (**Moderator edit**) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turrifield Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Peeing on a camp fire makes for an interesting smell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turrifield Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 I know a bass player who peed on a drummer in his sleep, I think the drummer woke up pretty quickly when he realised what was going on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 I was staying with some neighbours when I was about six and I was too scared to go down to the toilet so I crawled into the end of my sleeping bag and had a pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moorit Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 The Stand Comedy Club, Edinburgh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 A friend of mine did a poo in the dug out of a Junior football team's ground in Aberdeenshire. Suffice to say, it was many moons ago 8O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortio Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 in a small lane near the cross. this is only funny because the police advised me to pee there. 8O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 ^^ 8O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now