Silketeen Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 how can i get the free fligts to aberdeen and no hae te go to the hospital? anybody ken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorrie Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Go throw yourself off a cliff. (Don't forget to phone a friend - if you have any - and tell them beforehand, otherwise no-one may bother looking for you). Take a hammer with you, and if the damage isn't too bad then batter yourself around the head with said instrument until you are a right mess. Then, when you are wheeled out at Dyce, spring panther-like off the trolley, run across the tarmac and scramble over the security fence to freedom. Watch you don't get run over on the dual carriageway, mind. It would be very sad if that happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostrider Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Do something that gets you arrested and remanded, they'll give you a free flight to Aberdeen, and you'll not need to go to hospital. You might have to go someplace else though, unless you're sure you can get outta cuffs quick and outrun plod. paulb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shetlandpeat Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 (edited) A less violent, and would not cause anyone else distress would be to collect Airmiles, or Avios points, http://www.avios.com/gb/en_gb/about-us/airmiles-to-avios?from=airmiles Another may be to play an instrument in the street until folk have given you enough, you may even enjoy it and others too may enjoy it. Good luck... Edited March 27, 2014 by shetlandpeat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windwalker Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 (edited) how can i get the free fligts to aberdeen and no hae te go to the hospital? anybody ken?I wonder if your being serious or just a bit flippant here. If you are seriously looking for a free trip to Aberdeen, I doubt that will happen. Unless your a pensioner and may be entitled to free trips on the boat, if that still exists. I recall seeing something that pensioners who were resident got two free trips on Northlink. Don't know if that's still the case though. Otherwise you will just have to do as we all do. Safe our pennies over a period of time until we can afford it Of course, it could be that you are suggesting you know of someone who has managed to get free hospital flights and not go to hospital. If that's the case you should contact the health board as this would be quite unacceptable. Edited March 27, 2014 by Windwalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silketeen Posted March 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 aye. i dinna think any o yous is bein very helpful. just so u kno i can get on the ferry fae the social for jobs intervews an that but the dinna do the fligts anymore but i kno u can get fae the hospital just canna be bothered goin up there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasmie Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Get a job with Loganair or get a job at Scatsta, or get a job in the offshore industry. Alternatively you could marry someone who already has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windwalker Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 (edited) Good for you, you must have all the freebies worked out, but I kinda think your just taking the "pee":-) In reply to post 6 Edited March 27, 2014 by Windwalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silketeen Posted March 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 aye whatever lik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shetlandpeat Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Some interviews for jobs pay for travel expenses. Though it is more for folk travelling up to Shetland. I know this was the case when interviews were held at the Fisheries College. Good luck with your job search. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windwalker Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 You could just sell your computer that would pay for your flight and save us the nonsense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulb Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 or get bitten by your pet troll i understand that that will get you there. Alternatively go to your GP wearing your undies on your head a pencil up your left nostril IMPORTANT NOT YOUR RIGHT and answer every question with wibble. https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CAQQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fcomedy%2Fblackadder%2Fepisodes%2Ffour%2Ffour_goodbyee.shtml&ei=W_szU9nVForIhAedqICQCw&usg=AFQjCNEUCT1P5eD1jJBmRnmhPUN6v0QexA&sig2=odI-DJWkBHMjnH9j12gqdA two pencils isnow deemed a serious health issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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