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Suppose it depends on how you define an "escort"


"Cut Up Rough" about the place and you could easily attract a Police Escort


"Illegal Fishing" of the maritime variety could get you a SEPA Escort.


"Thumbing a Lift" might, possibly, get you a Ford Escort


"The Right Kind of Money" would probably cover most of the other Escort possibilities...

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traditionally you will see our escorts walking in a parade in late jan. you can tell them apart they are holding  a flaming  torch. feel free to take your pick. there was a newspaper article a few years back about an escort coming here.but i would advise you not to do it. they rust easy.  

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