Telware Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Any escorts in Shetland? message me if so, thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveh Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Do you mean Ford Escorts ? Itchyfeet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleJoannie Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 My brother broke his ankle falling off a Ford Escort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Suppose it depends on how you define an "escort" "Cut Up Rough" about the place and you could easily attract a Police Escort "Illegal Fishing" of the maritime variety could get you a SEPA Escort. "Thumbing a Lift" might, possibly, get you a Ford Escort "The Right Kind of Money" would probably cover most of the other Escort possibilities... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orkneypaul Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 [mod edit - keep it clean] tkstewart and sludgegulper 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulb Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 traditionally you will see our escorts walking in a parade in late jan. you can tell them apart they are holding a flaming torch. feel free to take your pick. there was a newspaper article a few years back about an escort coming here.but i would advise you not to do it. they rust easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RileyBKing Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 The beards are a bit of a giveaway too, although I suppose it depends on what you are used to.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorrie Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Pm me, hunky boy...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George. Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 My first car was an Escort. Mark 1, 1600cc, J plate and it gave off more smoke than Embassy Regals ever did!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frances144 Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 My second car was an Escort. Cornflower blue. Totally reliable. Went on forever. Worst thing that went wrong was its' tappets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexandraS Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 My second car was an Escort. Drove it *into* a drive-thru. Had to be lifted off the drive-thru window by four hungry rugby players in the car behind. Happy days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frances144 Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 There used to be nothing like a good Escort. Ford have gone downhill since then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George. Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Many years ago I saw a police escort on the M8. Moving some criminals from HMP Saughton to Barlinnie, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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