Gaepshot Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 we could always put some rabbits in charge of running the council. going by the 'best value' policy all councillors should be replaced with rabbits immediately as they could be paid in carrots and lettuce, saving the council a fortune. and if any of them prove to be rubbish councillors we could just shoot them, saving the need for elections. one possible drawback is that they breed a lot, and we may find ourselves overrun with rabbit councillors and officials, which could lead to a degree of confusion in the decision making process, and a rocketing vegetable bill. however, this problem could be easily solved by introducing an annual councillor cull. Perhaps it's time to look at this again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 no much meat on them eenoo never mind fat, peerie dug (fleabee) catches a braa twartree , including the wan it cam in the hoos, yay, cam in da hoos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamnSaxon Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 no much meat on them ... Ah, but if you just wait awhile there are a lot of 'em ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodeyn Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 My guy shoots them and leaves them lying for the seagulls to feast upon. Ironic really as the gulls are worse vermin than the rabbits in my reckoning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarhellja Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I've aye found dat da best wey tae catch wan (rabbit) is to sit ootside der burrow an' mak a noise like a neep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodeyn Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Whit noise does a neep mak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted February 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Sam noise as a Swede, near enyoch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Whit noise does a neep mak? Crunch crunch crunch ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 but sayin dat sam , am noticed an aafill lot less fit mets idda snow dis time , dis winter been hard on vermin as is nature at wirk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxFusion Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 der's sumeen doon da ness dat buys dem fur animal food at 50p a crang.needs to be head shots tho afaik. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zog Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 we could always put some rabbits in charge of running the council God forbid. Don't you think there are enough of them already without them breeding like bunnies. Everybody seems to have missed the best thing to do with them and that is to eat them. They are the most organic meat going arround 'cause they only eat grass and veggies. This should please the enviroMentaLists On this subject you could catch a load an put them in a giant hamster wheel and connect it to a a generator. I had to think hard about how to catch enough of the alive to do this. I recon if you shoot a fleet of creels baited with carrots off the back of a pickup in a suitable park..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Catch a load (50-60) to cook for dog food. The sew all the skins together tae kak a muckle big purse for DC to put his payoot in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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