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It's been lang fae sine fae da last time dat I wis here.

 

I'm sufferin' (recoverin') fae da post Shetland blues!

 

I met a lurker ida Wheel when I wis haem, an he said he'd been keepin' up tae date wi me via Shetlink!

 

C'mon du reid heided (lurker) f®iend. Whaur's du been gittin' dee troots? Du kens whau du is!

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We guid ta da Wheel Bar i July,,, whit a Bl**dy dive.. I wis fair embarrased an left pairt o a drink.

Whit happened ta yun place? Used ta be a half decent boozery, bit da kind o folk dat wis in whin we guid med me fairt fur my rear entry virginity. An it just wisna da kind o place ta tak a woman atil. It wis rougher dan da Thulie, an a damned sight rougher dan ony Norskie pub full o fitbaa fans.

Nearly pat me aff o drink fur life.... (Nearly) :wink:

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Hey! When du started a thread on what to do in Shetland in August, I dunna mind onybody sayin "Go tae da wheel bar"!

 

I tak it, du enjoyed dy trip? :)

 

Tanks fir aksin. I haed faar ower guid a time, an' da faimily fairly laeket it as weel.

 

Da Wheel aside (it wis da nearest bar tae da digs, an naethin' laek whit it wis whin Auld Rasmie wis daer--or mibbe wi guid on da wrang nicht), wi haed a splendid time. Only, it wisnae lang enoch. We'll mibbe yit come tae a compromise whaur we spend da warm simmer here, an batten doon fir a winter athin Shaetlan'. It can be +30 here in simmer, bit den it can be -30 in winter.

 

Onywe, keepin da treed apo da richt tak, I'm fairly foo! Foo foo is du?

 

...an foo foo is du?

 

...an is dis dee, foo foo is du?

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