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Queen Camilla by Sue Townsend Having been brought up alongside Adrian Mole, I'm enjoying this deviation.

Busy schedule? Why not have post-it notes on your desktop? ATnotes Cheers Peter

As would a lifejacket whilst trying to jump out off a window the size of a mousemat...

^...and lighters are allowed (but not lipstick), unless things have changed.

"Traipse", albeit an English word, is probably in more common usage in Shetland as compared to the rest of Britain; perhaps in a simlar vein to "splendid". Onywye - (no sure o' da spellin') raga "Whit wye is du no aetin'? Whit ails dee? Has du been aetin raga agaen?"

Potted herring or mackerel are always good to have on standby. In fact I've got some mackerel sousing as I souse... er I mean type.

ROFL/not! 2 birds, wan staen WTF, oh yeah, misappropriated smiley

CCTV, wait till they get microphones in them suckers... breaking wind...

^Memories

I was at the Brae Hall gig many moons ago. He seemed tae be fairly taen wi "Mavis Grind". Def go to this (potential) gig if any promoters are up for it. Fingers crossed

Still not great, but this is the fastest I've ever seen it in Billister: http://www.speedtest.net/result/756324051.png

It's a fair cop

Hopin' yun ert, an' as blyde as a postbox, Christ, if da wind changes I'll byde laek dis

Hopin' yun ert, an' as blyde as a postbox, Christ, if da wind changes I'll byde laek dis

Well, hello!

Whit's da chances?

Well, I'm reliving my childhood (thanks MJ, I've read all the Mr Gum books bar 1 ). Just finished "The Silver Sword" by Ian Serraillier which I first read about thirty years ago. I bought it for our oldest daughter from a charity shop and decided to have a quick skoit which resulted in me finishing it.

Whats green, has four legs, and if it falls on you from a tree can kill you? A pool table

Dat post in 2008 coincided wi a trowie post are you speaking of my lambastation of Eurovision, X factor, etc.; if so, my family love to watch this sharn while I chop wood and all is tongue in cheek

The X Factor and suchlike: Timmer dim

Dusnae Shaetlan' usually vote fir da "lib dems"

^as the actress said to the bishop Listening to this; apparently it was no 1 when I was born:

Yeah, I mind it bein' waar, bit it's no gotten muckle better. Da onyting dat's missin' is a red heidin' apo da foremost page!

Fourth one is ace!

Dat's a blast fae da past--da dimpled bottles o' lucozade an' fergusade wi da cellophane wrappers. I dunna tink dat dee mak dem onymore tho...