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They certainly should be sterilised! If they are so mentally unstable and mixed up then we don't want their offspring polluting the general population. They should do this with gay/lesbian people also.

Erik Peterson (CB) Richard Arthur (CB) Merv Jamieson (CB) Andrew Flett (CB) James Aitken (Left mid) Jordan Webb (Centre mid) Keith Peason (Centre mid) Scott Bridges (Centre mid) Leighton Flaws (Right mid) Stuart Shearer (Striker) Erik Thomson (Striker) This would win, I should know.

Don't take this the wrong way 'Up helly Aa' hardcore’s but is it just me that thinks it's strange to celebrate the fact that some Vikings popped over and forced themselves on a few hairy local women? 90+% of people probably don't have any more Viking blood in their veins than Mr Barrack Obama. As for the arrogant, idiotic Jarl who felt obliged to demand free fish suppers for his squad, well, that's ridiculous. Don't get me wrong though, it makes for a decent show and an excuse for the local youth to binge drink. Roll on Tuesday!

By the looks of things everyone is trying to save money by buying small cars and traveling at 40mph. This annoys me more than an extra few quid per tank fill..