Suzanna

A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper.
 
"Where does poo come from?" she asks.
 
The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:
 
"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"
 
"Yes," answers the girl.
 
"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."
 
The little girl looks horrified, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks:
 
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"And Tigger?"

It saddens me that as a small Island with very limited access, illegal drugs seem to be such an ongoing problem, how are they [the drugs] getting in here? And why aren't the drug dogs [that I support financially] Catching more dealers?
It's my belief that illegal drugs lead to a lot [most?] of the other problems.

You would need to post the above in English, with correct capitalization and punctuation, then maybe we can talk
Oh and by the way, £100 is small fry, the James Randi foundation will give you $1,000,000, yes that's six zero's if you can show proof of the "paranormal" Go and claim your prize, (or not I suspect)

It saddens me that as a small Island with very limited access, illegal drugs seem to be such an ongoing problem, how are they [the drugs] getting in here? And why aren't the drug dogs [that I support financially] Catching more dealers?
It's my belief that illegal drugs lead to a lot [most?] of the other problems.

You would need to post the above in English, with correct capitalization and punctuation, then maybe we can talk
Oh and by the way, £100 is small fry, the James Randi foundation will give you $1,000,000, yes that's six zero's if you can show proof of the "paranormal" Go and claim your prize, (or not I suspect)