groilick

" A face is lang is da day an da moarn" " Aff a fit an on a fit" " Noo an sae" " As timmer is a turd" " A starvation o caald" Dan der is dis een I haerd on a coorse night on da Nortboat in da 1960's " Boy shu's rowling lek a turd in a pishpot"

"an erše apo her lek an ill packit bag o oo"

An dis fae da leader o a Cooncil dat canna even pit on a music festival fur bairns (*** Mod - quoting trimmed ***)

^^^ nae doot whaar Muckle Hell on Bressa gets hits nem

Ah, thanks for enlightening me on that one. dere is a Midland Valley in Scotland http://www.geo.ed.ac.uk/scotgaz/features/featurefirst10623.html

dan dere's "Walls Ice-cream"

Yea - an even better fur lifting da cresote oot o da 6" brush I ose on da waa o da paet shed

I seem to remember they needed artificial light to prevent maturation, and some people thought that was maybe not in keeping with the "organic" ethos. Is the economics maybe affected by the fact that wild cod stocks have not become extinct after all, and indeed are improving? you wid need tae be black fantin tae preeve yon föshenless hellery. Sookit skate fur me

Not 'Black Fish' unless dey can get awey wi hit !!!

Surely you're not suggesting that we should carry photo ID when travelling to the likes of Whalsay, Foula, Papa Stour, Out Skerries, Fair Isle, Bressay and the North Isles are you? Gie hit time boy - gie hit time, da Sella Ness fok need photo ID tae win in tae dir wark.

Christians 0. Islamic Terrorists 1. (o.g. Archbishop of Canterbury in 1st half.) (The Archbishop of Canterbury has been criticised for claiming the adoption of elements of Islamic sharia law in the UK "seems unavoidable".)

400 tae 500 year ago Christians in Britian wir burning wan-an-idder at da stake – depending on whit faction hed da upper haand at da time. Christianity haes moved on in dat time – Islam hisna’ An yis – naebody expected da Spanish Inquisition!

Before or after you ate your spinach?? Na, na it wir a truncher o grice sparl

Bairns, bairns, fur da luv a mercy dunna bring up da Titanic - as da skipper said at da time "It's all water under the bridge now"

yis yis boy - I see dat da cooncil ferries ir aa stopped running da day an hits only force 9 eenoo- whit is da world comin tae I ax. I mind crossin Bloomil soond in a fowerereen loks a times in a force 12 Norderly, walking 18 miles tae Ulsta dan sweeming across Yell soond - dan a days we tought nothin o hit, nae greeting or pleepsin aboot a peerie scaar o wind an 30 ft waves

I wis telt dat toorists wir caaed piles in Cornwall becase dey cam doon in bunches an wir a pain in da er*e

Until recent years I'd nivver heard da term soothmoother osed onywharr idder dan in Lerook. Dis whole soothmoother nonsense started efter a third rate TV presenter caad Fogle wisna allowed tae tak ower Up Helly Aa, dan wir Tourist Board manager started greeting fur he towt Up Helly Aa wis just set on is a tourist attraction. Years ago I can mind 1st generation incomers biding in Lerook being caaed 'Lerook Scotties'.

Perhaps Northlink intends to make its fares non-refundable, non-transferable and non changeable (unless a premium is paid) just like the airlines. Maybe this is the real reason for introducing photo ID. After that it'll be one pice of cabin baggage then a charge for hold bagage etc etc

Many elderly people do not have photographic ID nor have any means of obtaining any, other than an expensive UK passport. I would hate to inform elderly folks that went through the last war that they now need a passport to travel in their own country. Why does it have to be photographic ID?. Photographic ID is not needed to fly from Sumburgh so why should we have to obtain photographic ID to travel on our life-line ferry link. After all no photographic ID is required to travel on the public roads, busses or trains.

A bonnie sight on da TV news da night - da Ice Prince on her beam ends an loaded wi wid. Peety shu's ower far awa an da wind in da wrang ert.

Loganair did say on Radio Orkney this morning that they will still allow BA through bookings to Heathrow even after the changeover to Flybe. I've been using Flybe regularly (i.e. monthly, mostly from Aberdeen, Glasgow, Edinburgh and Belfast but also on occasion from Gatwick and Inverness) for the last 3 years with very little problems. Gatwick is much more user friendly than Heathrow. BA hardly uses any regional airports these days so a Loganair tie-up with Flybe is good news for Shetland

[Either candidate would be a vast improvement over the incumbent Bush. Let's just hope the American public do the right thing] Let's hope they do this time (they didn't twice on the trot with Bush) - however when it comes to it they will not elect someone with a name sounds a bit like Borat Osama.