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  1. Save your money. It's a total non-event of a film. Saw it last night. The pacing is pedestrian, the card game is really boring, and they kill an Aston Martin for no good reason. It has no climax, and dribbles to an end half an hour after you wanted to go home. It's peppered with clumsy cultural references in an attempt to bring it up to date. Clever gadgets have been replaced with mobilephones. There isn't even a secret base. Instead, Bond sits on a chair in a grotty shed and gets his stoness whipped with a length of knotted rope. God, I wish I'd just made that up... And the attempt to give th
  2. http://snap30.photobox.co.uk/623562132255301cdd8e1295b0598b9da775911ef3ae8cbcdbd10e1d.jpg
  3. I'm all in favour of giving Subbuteo to heroin addicts, though the twisted swines would probably flick-to-kick when it wasn't their turn...........
  4. here in Aberdeen, it's a case of dogs first, questions later http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=73643547463534768 the boy in blue has put a rock through the first floor window
  5. I'm not convinced. It doesn't look like it's outside your house, a pub, or the dole office...
  6. it's happened again..... I've woken up to discover that a thread has disappeared without trace. Fair enough, it was a pointless thread and no good would have come of it. But it's gone, with no trace of it ever having been here. As someone who has enjoyed the use of public forums since they first emerged, many moons ago, I fully appreciate the need for moderation. In fact, its largely because of people like me that they exist. I remember the good old days of the internet, when registration was unheard of and it was possible to post as other people just by using the same user-name and mimici
  7. combinig the chances of you working and the chances of said work being there, this is a fair assumption
  8. It would, however, stop my butler from laying into it.
  9. it's more of a contraption with a lock bottles aren't secure. my flat's awash with empty ones
  10. a tantalus is also a device for storing hard liqor securely, yet still in view
  11. What about parties that illegally invade and occupy other countries in the name of oil?
  12. pert

    Trout Fishing

    I take it that otter-boards and dynamite are still seen as good wholesome sport then?
  13. I'd have thought that this would be more appropriate attire: Ingredients: 1 cup honey 1/2 cup dry white wine 4 tablespoons minced fresh mint salt and pepper, to taste Directions: Combine honey, wine and mint; mix well. Season cut side of boned lamb with salt and pepper, then spread with honey mixture; roll and tie lamb. Brush outer surface with honey mixture. Roast on rack in shallow baking pan at 325[F 1 to 1-1/2 hours or to 160[F on meat thermometer for medium doneness. Baste every 15 minutes. Let stand 10 to 15 minutes before slicing. maybe give them
  14. All I can recall is: There's a dentist in Birmingham, He fixed my mouth, And when I went to sleep, He filled my teeth with iron. I remember, as a child, sitting by a single speaker tape recorder and becoming rapidly tired of it. I had no idea a video had been made. Some of the things which stick in my head truly terrify me. Boney-m, y'all
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