johnny_knobsville

Can't see Shetland playing anyone other than Orkney next summer. Theres a huge involvement in raising funds and Shetland dont have a manager or coaching staff and no apparent successors. The following Island games are in Bermuda I think, which will cost an arm and a leg so maybe they should bin that idea and look closer to home. I dont think the County side are in as good a place as they were under John Johnson and I would welcome him back.

Haw man, whats the score with big bunnies by the way. I bumped intae ma auld mucker Arfur Fowler the other day and he said he wiz oot in wan o' they mad Islands and copped a bit o' bunny http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/bigphotos/images/060411_rabbit_big.jpg

(**Moderator edit**)Content of post deleted. That was very crude Johnny, and it had absolutely nothing to do with the thread, distasteful as it may be......sorry (**Moderator edit**)

Haw u daftie, I cannae believe whit ma ears ur seeing here. Us Burberee blokes and blokettes take exemption tae discrimination fae youz as a slander upon oor character. Ah huv never nutted a Viking in anger so whit wid he want tae chop ma napper aff fur. We ur a fun luvin' bunch o'scoundrels who like to see the Abbotts of Buckfast prosper,nuthin' more, nuthin' less. A think an aw that if yi start a fire in on the Esplanade the Fire-Brigade wull be gettin' called pronto to avert an inferno on the waterfront. The dugz against drugs huv never been asked their opinion oan the subject(A subject that has never been adressed at the dugz union meetings) Wur no trying tae get on yur titz but thatz the way we are, we drink a little wine and wear expensive clothes and like to party. If it makes us social rejects then I bow to your superiority. That last sentence was a load o' pish by the way. Buckfast forever

wit the f@ck is a myriad by the way? Ah need tae ask Chantelle aboot that wan,if she disnae know then she'll probably want wan anyway. Ah'll tell ye that the oanly fantasy fitba' availe-able is by the the famous Glesga Rangers and Airdirey. Cannae believe the price o' buckfast the noo.. C'mon the Teddy Berrs

Big Airdrie fan by the way, home of the broomfield buckfast boys. We wear oor broomfield Burberry with pride.......when we don't go tae Ibrox. Ah canny go that sellic mob or the Embra sellic coz there aw bams so they ur. Dunno whit ah wid dae if airdrie got intae the SPL and hud tae play the mighty gers'. Ah think ah wid just get minced on the buckie and support the team that wins.

Haw man, that charity thing is a good idea so it is. A'm gonnae call my next wean Charity. All donations on her birth will be gratefully received.

See that whisky man, its pure NUTS by the way.....it'll pure STUN yae if yae get ma drift man. Bottle o' buckie every time and a Lambrini for Chantelle. Pure does the business by the way.

When Chantelle wiz in the hospital huvvin' Jay then she telt the burd at the right side of her bed that she wiz huvvin' a boy 'coz she wiz on top when he was conceived. The burd she spoke to said she wiz huvvin' a girl coz she wiz on the bottom when she was conceived. This pure minger who was listening tae the conversation piped up and said "ah think ah'm huvvin' puppies"

Hawl Johnny, get up they stairs and pump me.....Chantelles maw.

Ah'm 23 on Saturday an' ma burd Chantelle is 19 on Sunday so wee thought we wid take Kylie, Mandy and Jay oot fur a kebab. They ur wur weans by the way and there the dugs bawz an awe that. Chantelle wanted tae go McDonalds but ah telt her no tae be stupid incase the weans got that mad cows disease, so she said aboot the KFC but Ah telt her about the mad burd flu thats the in thing this year. Anyway kebabs ur good fur you. So ah'm gonnae get a cairry oot fae somewhere, ah'm no sure where the Hamilton Accies ur up here, ah hope somebody will tell me cause ah could fair go ah wee charge of the buckie by the way. Chantelle will huv tae stick to the Cally special brew cause she's up the duff again(hope its hers)