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    [**Mod Edit - Personal Insult Removed - please remember the T&C's and be polite**] Keep going though K as it sometimes brightens up the day, during what is a miserable winter... Roll on UPA.. PS wid dey no let dee oot in a Squad?
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    Error - sent twice....
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    So The Lord of the Files is possibly trying to get Kavi ugl excited, by mentioning Norway and Denmark all in the wan breath.. Neither of these two countries have any real similarity to Shetland - other than some people tend to live in multi-coloured Houses, that tend to send your brain into overdrive..(Ok Kavi, too Busy you see) Brian - STIRRER
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    WELL SAID: This I think, is the most sensible post within the last 7 Pages....
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    Oh God, here we go: Get ready for the "Nutters Picnic" amply provided by shetlandpeat and Kavi Ugl.... One needs to come down and the other needs to go to Norway...
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    co-op

    icepick239 replied to fionajohn's topic in Shetland News

    I'm also for honesty: and can't help thinking you are a total Errshoil... Felicitations and a Happy New Year to all.
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    Don't give up the day jobs guys, in comedy, especially as a duo you are f***ing crap. At least ONE of them is certainly Comedic... Wi my poor eyes, I always read this as "Hail to the Hung Baby"...
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    It looks to me as if Unlink and Ghosty are doing a "Due Diligence Investigation" on Mareel.... Maybe they are intending to buy it fae da Cooncil At least, it'll gie da Cooch a respite.... By the way, the Buying Price will rocket, if Mareel intends to sell Kronnenbourg 1664 Might have to hae an M for Mareel, wha sells the best beer.
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    @ Para Handy.. Well efter dat post, all I can think of is: Para Noiac Para cetemol.
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    ALL THE BEST for MAREEL... But wow, it's getting a bit technical... 1 - I want to unzip within the confines of Mareel, as and when nature requires, so Bogs galore please.... 2 - I assume that 'unlink' being Self-Employed, does not contract to DITT, but possibly the Council... And here is as good a place as any - that any Dog SHeeeeITE seen permeating the air between the hours of 7am and - OH wait on, Land of the Midnight Sun and all that - I guess tuff on the Canines, but Winter will be eagerly looked forward to..... As for mysel, I am thinking about getting a horse (a big one) - any forseen problems ????
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    Paypal is not designed for the 'Heavy-Use' stuff - or is it? By the way, wi having over 3100+ Posts, isn't it time you had an Avatar or your photo? Cmon, we would all like to see you...
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    WRONG paulb: All it takes is a Fire Safety Certificate issued by the new Forvik Safety Bye-Law Committee and passed 10 minutes ago, with all proceeds going to the 'Ratttle of Farts Account', IBAN number 00-00-00, Bank Account Number 8474746454 Belize City (and wait a meenit noo) oh yes, The Caribbean.....
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    The BBC

    icepick239 replied to JustMe's topic in Shetland News

    I can only assume, that you have many issues to deal with in your life? As for your post above, contemptible and an utter discgrace would be putting it mildly...
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    ACHTUNG Dratsy: I'm guessing (under your system) that Stuart Hill would now be a definite candidate for repatriation back to England....
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    Another 24 hours have passed and here you are, still defending the indefensable Nazi, (oops) Dratsy... (typing error due to the extreme cold) ....
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    But WAIT - whit if there weren't any named Grandfathers? Then there is the Song - Yer Daddy's not your Daddy, but your Daddy don't know, Oh Me, Oh My... You are now defending the indefensable Dratsy, and still talking Bollox.
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    Excellent idea! That means I wouldn't have to cook (Although You, Ghostie, could still wash up the small plates from the oysters). Listen very. very carefully, I do not want to have to repeat this again.... These hands DO NOT do dishes.! 'Party Games' - How many times has 'The Cooch' been re-sprung noo Some Fok get it all. I see nithin. So I'm awaa for a Kronnenbourg 1664 - at you know where....
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    Dratsy... This sounds like a real load of Bollox to me.. T
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    This truly must be, one the most ridiculous, prickless posts since 1469.
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    Thats whit's gonna happen to me too - so I think I'll away and CRACK open a Kronnenbourg at the T
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    co-op

    icepick239 replied to fionajohn's topic in Shetland News

    I think it's this fok wi huge erses driving in their 4 x 4' On-Roaders and wondering why the staff canna process 7 bags o groceries at the till in 1 minutes flat Well the snow has arrived and as I posted previously, that certainly gets me going.. A Thought: suppose Sainsburys' bought out the the Co-op, would that make any difference? You bet it will, as Tesco would crap themselve then...
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    Perhaps a Zip Are there any particular reasons why you think you are dog?
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    Prat - no I would only go as far as 'A Major Idiot' or if I am having double the fun, 'Two Major Idiots'.. Oh and before I sign-off.... Grolick, fitchadeein spikn lik yon??? You must feel a bit lonely at times eh, as nobody can surely understand you? And here's me thinking you come from Lerwick ....
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    Mmmm - you could try looking up 'PRAT' in the singular and where it involves more than one i.e. two PRATS' (as in you and Kavi's case).... (sorry I misspelt using a double t originally).... Bye the way, the only 'club' I have been near recently, is a 'Club Biscuit'.. Now go and do something useful
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    Jeremy Clarkson went too far - and you appear to have done the same? Jeremy Clarkson was slated publicly for the words that you thought privately about civil service strikers!... Hmm... I'm sure if old JC had spoken out about Oxfam being a social outcast hangout, you wouldn't get quite so knicker twisted! Whatever your views on charities.. Try to remember that it's your tory chums that are driving more to their outlets! My view is that you and Kavi appear to be a couple of ignorant and unwordly pratts...but that's only my view
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