Canute

£665.99 - Recommended retail price of The Beast

Tasted like chicken.

I was always told that a scorie was a young gull, still with it's juvenile plumage. When they gain their full adult plumage, they immediately become turdehawks.

Spilt my coffee all over my desk it did.

http://dedicated.goofball.com/goofball/photos/2005/CaptionC.jpg Wash your ears out, I said "Peking Duck"

Is she bringing a book?

For an education, or to sell drugs?

Do-be-do-be-do. Frank Sinatra

Michty quiet here the day. Is du all feeling a bit peely wally?

Consider yourself spanked, with or without an ollick. For anyone else in the same boat, the way I found to get rid of this from Microsoft is to frig around with the Automatic Updates in the services panel manually, which is a lengthy and daunting task if you've never fiddled in there before! So anyone experiencing the same issue just do this instead : START > Right Click "My Computer" > Click Properties > Turn off Automatic Updates THen you have to reboot and: START > All Programs > Windows Update (while connected to Internet) Manually update windows and then turn Automatic Updates back on or not and just manually update in the future! Thank you for that, it has been driving me potty for about a fortnight.

I have been informed that the "Z" of Zetland was written down as a direct alternative to a similar looking letter, pronounced "yea", hence Hjatland. A direct comparison can be made with the spelling of the surname Menzies, and the pronunciation of Minyeas.

This has just gone to the top of my wish-list: Clickety Click All donations gratefully received.

Image in Twerto's post How embarrassing, I bet she wishes that the ground would open up and swallow her. Oh.........

Young Man............................. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/canute/ymca.jpg You can tell that it's Friday.

I tend to use Metcheck. They seem to be fairly accurate where I am. http://www.metcheck.com/V40/UK/FREE/today.asp?zipcode=lerwick

Just tell the fat old trollop to leave.

Belgium

"It" being a modicum of good taste?

I see that no one has mentioned that king of sandwiches; the leveller of all culinary delights: The Chip Butty Deep Joy.

Maybe he just wanted to put the willies up you.

Qualified - by whom?

They didn't lie, they just neglected to tell you not to breathe out when taking photographs when snow is on the ground. The resulting condensation could not then be confused with ghost, demons etc, and hoodwink the gullible.

I don't think that writing them a letter would help.

Oi, leave me out of it.

Quite an eye-opener, that.