DarkstarIII

Which staff were those because all I have seen is women with more piercings than a teabag.... who dont really say much and go "uhhh" and "ta" or "Cheers"....

Fabulous! Totally unhelpful! I hate when that happens.

Ooooh unfortunately not that great... just books from amazon and ummmm the parma ham that I am stuffing into my face at the minute!

I just heard a really great band on YOU TUBE... Hinder

I already have dead rising, although I havent really played it for any length of time, it does have a sizeable humour element! I shall let you know how I get on with it when I start playing it properly... I just liked the idea of killing zombies with every available thing you can get in a shopping mall! The fact that you can fill up on cartons of orange juice which boosts your health is rather helpful!

..Indeed.. or bairns! 8O 8O

I am mortified at the eating of horsemeat... I wouldnt touch it but there again... gimme reestit mutton soup anyday o the week!

Where's that? Mmm, showing my age here! Was where Last Ditchology used to be, the original harbour cafe. Sarmile does it for me! Some of their Nepalese dishes are wonderful, pity it's only a takeaway. Sarmile is amazing... we went there the other night for a takeaway and was pleasantly surprised at the quality of food.... we will certainly be going back there again!

I must admit to being really p**sed off now... I have a nice mark right along the driver door because some w**ker let their trolley slide down the side o the car! Whit the {'f' it was funny in Father Ted 'eck'} is that all aboot???? Can folks no be mair careful o other folks property or is there an air o ignorance... I like the idea aboot straddling two parking bays if it means that you are not going to come out to a major catastrophe after shopping... I think it is the height o ignorance and downright w**nkerdom that no one has the nads to one up to something like yun! What the hell do we need to do? Cover our cars wi bloomin bubble wrap every time we want to go to somerfields???? 8O

I will bear that in mind! When playing gears of war on the hardcore level it is really nutz.. especially the troyka's ... they are a major pain in the ass... we play it split screen mode...and I always go the good looking one! lol... Phoenix... with the bandana... lol... We have played it to death to be honest... and it is still a good game... it is a lot easier if you perfect your throwing with the grenades.. as you can get the emergence holes as they come up! it saves a lot of p**sing around later... I am hoping to get BIOSHOCK.. and HALO 3.. I have halo and halo 2.. and always go for the special editions.. as I have with gears of war.... I recently got TEST DRIVE UNLIMITED... and its a good game but gets boring after a while.. and the models that you have to pick up in the car are a nightmare... but the shopping for clothes is fun, along with buying property... but I keep getting stopped by the police and getting fined... Anyone else tried this game, and what do you think o it?

8O Royal Mail took 4 days to deliver something that was next day delivery... I was paying for Total broadband here for a few days before I actually got it.. I was meant to get it on Thursday and I phoned up BT and they said that they had sent it so I then phoned PARCELFORCE in Aberdeen.. they said that they had handed it to ROYAL MAIL on tuesday... and that it was in LERWICK on wednesday mornings boat... (taking into consideration UP HELLY Aa.. and the fact that wednesday was in fact a public holiday) in shetland. I phoned Lerwick post office and spoke to a guy and gave him the package number and asked him to locate it, and he disappeared for about a minute and came back and said that the only thing that he could suggest was that I wait and see if it came the next day! HOW HELPFUL! I thought that it would come on or friday... but no it didnt... saturday it came... I was gutted.. and a peerie bit pee'd aff wi the non-helpful attitude!

8O I am absolutely disgusted.... I hope they put someones head on a block for that one! That is terrible... poor dog....

:tmbup; I am inclined to agree with you and with most if not all of what you have said! I cant stand those magazines, NUTZ, FHM, etc etc.... they do make women feel insecure, and disgusted, unfortunately at their figures if they feel that they dont match up to the "cosmetically enhanced" women. I have also through speaking to some men, realised that they actually think like you said, that the women in these magazines are "real women", and will actually argue with you and say that those women have not been enhanced or that they are indeed not airbrushed! B***ocks I say.... of course they are... All you need to do is look in magazines like: NEW, MORE, STAR, etc etc, and you will see what the "stars" really look like.. cellulite and all... I used to buy motorbike and car magazines and stopped it when they began to be filled with young girls with surgically enhanced breasts, and botched up photo's... and I thought to myself I am buying the mag for bikes and cars not to see other women scantilly clad... (although fair enough the magazines are targeted at men). This is a sore point for a lot of women, I would love to see magazines with "real" women in it.... not airbrushed or surgically enhanced... I will say that if men cant differentiate between the two of being enhanced and not enhanced, then the surgeons are getting a heck of a lot better... natural breasts sag slightly... (if they are anything around C/D cup size).

Seems perfectly reasonable to me. 8O 8O

Aye spaegie.... noo there's a word... and its SAIR!!!! I have had spaegie for the past week.... bloomin apex! 8O

8O Och why did they remove it! Its no fair!!

I canny f***in believe I clicked on that! 8O 8O

:tmbup; Nice one!

Ahhhh well its nice to be in the majority!!!! 33

Hahaha... well you never know... it might suit ye!

Here's some madness.... http://www.mistupid.com/pictures/images/signwor.jpg http://www.mistupid.com/pictures/images/signballsrem.jpg this one would bring tears to your eyes!!!!

I hate parking in the somerfield car park... folks just park their car any way, and not always in the bays ... which means that I have to park the car skew wiff... so I end up parking at the far end of the car park away from all the other cars... the worst thing that can happen to it is on a windae day is one o the lamp posts landing on top o it!

Ooooh there isnt enough room here for me to write what stresses me oot!... but at the end of the day, either meditation or a fag sorts it for 5 mins.. until another bout comes along! 8O

"well I must say.... that was like throwing a banana up a close".... "My essie bin is peerier than yon" "I thought you said that you had a shower!" "Awww i have never had an ACORN before!" "what did you say your name was again?" "Are you still awake?!"

Hmmm best not give folks ideas..