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sooooo LOVIN da mareel ryt now!!!.....its all i cood ever have hoped fur an more!!!.... im off ta see Batman at it dis weekend!!!...

'Brothel upstairs' hmm...now if only da kiln "owned" da accomodation upstairs it cood run an extra service!...

What aboot da Magnificent Mareel's first movie screening, the 1939 epic: The Wizard of Oz! After all weel all be on the same 'Yellow Brick road' as dorothy when we head there!!....... Wooohaha!

cood da gorgeous monument dat is da mareel please show a replay o' England V Italy in da euros 2012....fur its first screening! Englands shocking below average performance mirrors what cood/will be a below average performance fur dis venture!.....

whit aboot a first screening of the 2011 movie: 'Elephant White' Starring Kevin Bacon...... or a disaster movie maybe?..... 1980's 'When time ran out' starring Da legendary Paul Newman: An active volcano threatens a south Pacific island resort and its guests as a power struggle ensues between the property's developer and a drilling foreman. (Pacific island resort being da Mareel, Property developer being DITT and drilling foreman bein da shetland arts...or shood dat be da idder wy aroond?!...)

Yet another movie showcasing da mareels potential wid b a showing of 2012's... 'Elefante Blanco' Plot:The title of Pablo Trapero's new film is the nickname given in Argentina to the colossal ruins of what was once intended to be a tuberculosis hospital, built in the 1930s and long since abandoned. It is now a wrecked cathedral of poverty and despair in the "Villa Virgin", the toughest shantytown in Buenos Aires; here is where the poor and the homeless take refuge and where the drug dealers ply their trade and make recruits. The shots of this hideous yet weirdly fascinating building..... Hmm soonds lik dir gaen ta b mony simalarities wi da plot o dis movie an da mareel itsel...tink yu?

MAREEL GODS please play 2011's 'Nzoku ya pembe' fur yur first movie!! Im sure it would set the tone for such a prestigious venue!!.... Brief...very brief passage fae da synopsis o da move: "From past to present, through the cracks in the walls, and leaks in the ceilings, we glimpse the present-day..." cant wait...not long now!!...

I agree...Ford capri beats s*** oot o a aald benz any dae!!!.... tink da mareel is maer lik a 80's skoda!! naethin better is seein bodie an doyle slidin owir da power bulge!!!.....

oh i towt dis wis a forum? to relay ones opinions etc. oops silly me, i do appologise if i have offended anyone.

oh dear...drinks holder snagging problem!! aaargh!....hoop dis mareel seats ir height adjustable as no aa o wis is 6ft!!....so if som 6ft een sits afoare me my sightline will be f***t!!....wow seating rows, sightlines, horizontal and vertical pitch, aiwa soundsystem but to name a few are going to b perfect in da mareel by da soonds o it!...... Hmm so is da garrison going to remain operational as a theatre? cos the seating is no use and will have to be replaced then...as with acoustics etc..

anybody want to hazzard a guess at how much it will cost da cooncil ta put a new tarred path aroond da clickamin puddle??, must be tarred and wide enough for prams! and will have lighting and dog poo boxes!......i ask yu in all these times of cuts to services, care homes etc...sum numptys are actually hae da brass monkeys ta request-nae DEMAND! that a new TARRED path be layed....and o coors its for the benefit of da WHOLE of shetland!!!!.... to quote a famous movie phrase..."yu gota be f****n kidding me!"......oh new tarred path will need expensive safety rails too no doubt!!.....and how will it benefit all the fok in shetland??.....cant wait to plan my dae oot in da toon, a long leisurly walk around the loch followed by an evening of entertainment at the cinema of the century!........

went an saw John carter on sat!! damn good film!!....hmmm...myt a been 13 people there!!!.....sweet F.A. wrong wi da garrison!!! a splendid peerie venue dat dus da job!!....no complaints as usual from me on garrison...actually glad spoilt-arsed-satin-fanny'd fok dont bother going.."seats hurt my ass!-MY ASS!"..maks it far better to see the whole screen and non of the noisey fumbling rustling of sweetie wrappers!!!.....

...and still waiting fur a definative price fur an adult ticket? (bryans avoiding my simple question)"broadly comparable ta sooth" means jack @@!t to me! cmon mareel people yu claim to hae dun aa da math so whits da cost o a ticket?...must be cheap remember, it myt soond aryt fur som ta pay £10 fur wan ticket, baer in mynd wis eens dat hae bairns!! say £6 fur a bairn, wi my 2 an me dats £22!!!! Rip aff!!... and to dem who will not use da garrison fur da uncomfy seats!!...did yu gae ta skool? or did yu use da same excuse no ta attend dat? i kaen da years i pat in dae in dae oot upo a herd widen shair didna du me ony harm...wish my butt wis as blessed as yurs!! mind da garrison is bookt up fur munts on end so says bryan,fur iddir shows so da seatin canna be dat bad!!

.....been listenin/watchin a bootleg whitesnake gig in Rio 1985! Brilliant! an joost feenesht watchin a rare bootleg gig o AC/DC fae Holland in '79!! Brilliant!! \m/ \m/

5-6 people are yu insane!!? yur building a venue for what myt b 5-6 people!! how blessed are we?......ticket costs?.. joost da question i wid lik answered!(one of many...),if da facts an figures fur running a cheaper more economical venue are true den da cost of a ticket will hae been evaluated as weel! so lets be havin it den....joost whit will da cost o an adult ticket be??............... .........Im a believer!!!!!!!........... ......I love smilies! dir so damn

whilst not spring up to defend onybody, i generally dont read all dat much into peoples posts! dis is da problem wi typin messages! its so hard to tell (somtimes) whin people are serious or joking! as we cant interact visually wi eye contact or physical expression.....i dont jump to defend or to attack. i personally dislik Lennon and dont care how charitable he is!(i dont lik jesus too an see how charitable dat guy wis!!), Lennons antics are hilarious and my friend(who is a celtic fan) laughs at da mans carry on as weel!, Lets no try to hate(less its John 'Bloody' terry fae chelsea!! cant suffer dat @@!*) Hoop Lennon stays to provide more entertainment and hoop da Rangers can survive to provide entertainment as weel!...even if dae are completely useless at times!! how do yu drap a 10 point lead? deary me!!...

cum now people da mareel is great idea...(on paper!(toilet))...wonder what da BIG band dat will open da Mareel will be...ooo Black Sabbath, da original lineup!! im sure Bill Ward would come back if he knew Sabbath was asked to play at da openin!...an i wonder what da first movie will be?....ooo da Titanic!...(how ironic!)..maybe Field of Dreams wi Kevin Costner!!..."if yu build it, they will come"...... .....cant wait for it to open!!

hahaha.........yur obviously VERY optamistic!!! yur assuming an wi aa kaen whit assuming means!!...i truly hoop yu are right but if yu honestly cant see da forest for da trees dir nothin i cin say dat will illuminate the terrain we now find ourselves upon!!! Glad yuve informed me as to da running costs etc. bryan...dis is truly brilliant as the mareel is more cost effective and cheaper to run den da ticket prices will be cheap too!!! yippeee!! my previous trip to da garrison will now cost...hmmm da brucks o a tenner!! amazing thank you....and as fur comfort at da garrisons seats!!! whit da hell!! anyones ass will get numb sitting still for an hour and a half unless yur expecting da mareels seats to be made as my above posts states!!! cant wait to see da mareels comfy seats!!(rows upon rows o leather recliners!!!)......and im so glad that the ones who stay sooth will be making regular trips up most weeks to use dis hallowed venue!!.....roll on da dae da mareel opens as i am now a BELIEVER!!......... must use smilies to boost my intellect....hold on.....

YESSSS!!!!!! dats exactly whit am sayin!! how da hell are yu goin to recoupe any losses when da garrison cant even be filled!!!??? da mareel is going to cost each person waaaay more den whit da garrison charges! can nobody see dat logic?? da mareel should nivir hae been started in da first place!!!

I was at da Garrison on sat ta watch journey 2 mysterious island, good movie! could see it perfectley as dir most o been da bruks o 20(if dat!) fok in da cinema!!!(not da first time dats happened den!)...noo on whit planet in whit galaxy flying throo whit solar system in whit multiple dimension dus da shetland arts fok tink dir gaen ta fill yun mareels cinema screens every week whin da garrison(which is a great peerie cinema!) canna fill ta burstin wi every showin!!!....is every seat in dis wonderful mareel built by Audi,electrical reclining and heated wi drinks holder and vibrating massage!!??!....da garrison trip 4 bairns + wan adult(me) cost £18 quid!!!...foo muckle is yun mareel gaen ta hae ta charge a ticket ta mak ends meet??!!...jesus on a bike stop da madness! shetlands lost enyoch wi'oot ony maer!!....keep da garrison open hits a fine peerie venue!!

sorry jambo i didnt realise whyte had saed yun nonsense! I duna read da papers since da sunday sport packt up! duna want ta see rangers go daer ta da Epl!...mind yu if dae did it might learn dem foo ta play fitba!!! dae widna win a trophy ever again but at lest dae wid learn ta keek da damned ba!! wish da hell da wid git rid o Mccoist!....

deary me good ol Rangers dus it again....hurry mr. Souness wi need yu!!!

Fat Ally wis on da news yistirdae an he took a break fae his dennertime cup o slimfast tae sae da Rangers wir gaen ta cum oot o dis stronger den ever!! *snigger* unless dae run da club ryt an hae da ryt backing i fear Rangers wont b going anywhere! weel see foo dae git on dadae wi killy...dis will aeddir mak dem ir brak dem i fear....

Duna tink its taks a rocket scientist ta wirk oot dat its a aberdeen supporter dats so obviously written loose fitting ratings/stats! doh! One thing dat really annoyed me aboot yun obviously non-biased truthful article was the use of religion and Union jack waving etc!! I aint religious and dont wave a Union jack! Religion has sweet F.A. ta dow we fitba!! we all support different teams and tink wir team is da best an da iddir team is really bad! dat feelins dat can be real hatred will never change, Yu will find the information you need and or want in ony article, these people that wryt these things are very good in thier manipulation. Erm check oot aa da replies ta da article below it an yu cin read wha supports wha an whit da tink o it....no surprises really. Hopefully common sense will prevail, if you tink Rangers demise would be a good thing then good fur de, as i said before I duna tink da demise o'ony team especially in da Spl wid be a good thing. If Rangers and Celtic hae owir muckle o a strangle hold on da Spl den mibe dae shood move on Epl onybody? ha towt as much! As far as i cin see Rangers can be beat by any Spl team on any dae!! they aint invincible! I was congratulated last year early in da season by a celtic supporter on winning da league! "I said you fool its you dat will win da league!! Rangers aint good enough to hold onto a 10 point lead!" shows foo muckle faith he had in his beloved team! now hes claiming glory fur Celtics victory after abandoning them! eh?" yu might say i hae nae faith in my team...I do, but im also realistic and i wont stumble along blinded by the color of my team! if dae aint good enough im da first tae admit it! and wi fat ally at da helm i wisna convinced he wis da right man fur da job...time will tell dow.

i assume all da buisnessess in da big toon and aa owir shetland built specal car park facilities fur all employees then? joost da cooncil dat dusna provide parking, glad dats sorted den, heres wan dat i wid need explained to me: Da cooncils muckle recycling wagon wis oot in scalloway dadae, closly followed by a white van containing health and safety...i tink da health and safety was following muckle cooncil wagon to check if dae wir following correct procedure etc. I obsereved da men sporting safety glassess dis week along wi da usual hi-vis claes etc. upon closer inspection i took a gander in trow da window o da health and safety vehicle and noticed 3 men inside!! 3 men i say! (asks da question foo mony cooncil staff ta change a lightbulb!!!) i cin only assume health was drivin da van and and was doin da gear changing, while safety was sittin in passenger seat takin HD snaps wi da digital camera dat he held.