BrianGriffin1

No, you didn't say anything about women being evil old hags. Re we're all missing the point. Jesus. Tuts, one appears to have forgotten the balance again - you only had one deity come into your life then. What about God? What about Mary? Perhaps instead of looking at the footprints in the sand a look in the mirror to reflect and find yourself might have helped more. Mary... There's another one who wasn't much use in the sack if I mind right... Immaculate Conception = Every guy's worst nightmare :S

You should be glad to be well rid. She "took the house"!? How far? In my experience the 'bodybuilding' type of women are selfish lovers.

Is it true that previous X Factor contestant Wagner is the support act?

Oh I did read it properly. Perhaps I should have added a at the end of my comment to indicate I was trying to be humorous. Are you really telling me that Shetland kid's behaviour offended you so much that you felt you weren't able to chastise them? I sincerely hope you don't have children of your own... They will be running amok!

It was at my high school down South. Happened down the street at lunchtime. Two 12 year olds involved. Hence why I put children up here are pussycats. At my secondary school we actually had a weapons amnesty during an assembly. So your 'incident' certainly doesn't seem like it would scare a grown adult, or perhaps you haven't ventured very far over the years?

Took my son, who is 4 and a half and being tested for Autism, to the Garrison to watch Cars2. He sat for an hour before starting to become irritating. Then we left. I always go by my own cues when taking my son anywhere... Be impartial and ask yourself "Would I be annoyed by this?", and if you say "yes", then leave. Not everyone is aware of child's needs and cannot easily tell the difference between bad behaviour and a need. You have to learn to deal with it, as will your child.

Oh I'm sorry, I seem to be mistaken into thinking that everyone in this conversation is an ADULT. Are you kidding me when you say you can't tell these kids off because you are "intimidated"? THEY ARE CHILDREN. Why would anyone be scared of a child in SHETLAND too? These kids are pussycats compared to those down on the mainland... "Oh they make a mess". When I went to school south someone was attacked so brutally they lost sight in one eye and was left with a permanent limp. You guys need to grow up.

Yes, Tuesday night is gay night in the Marlex. From Wednesday - Monday The Lounge hosts theirs.