Great quotes.

[Malcolm]

Who said footballers weren't intelligent!

 

 

My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about 7. "

David Beckham

 

"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league."

Mark Viduka

 

"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had."

David Beckham

 

"If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day."

Neville Southall

 

"I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable."

Paul Gascoigne

 

"I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well."

Alan Shearer

 

"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona "

Mark Draper

 

"You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out."

Peter Shilton

 

"I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester "

Stan Collymore

 

"I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham . My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing."

Ade Akinbiyi

 

"Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match."

Ian Wright

 

"I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier."

Ugo Ehiogu

 

" Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough."

Jonathan Woodgate

 

"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel."

Stuart Pearce

 

"I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right."

Lee Hendrie

 

"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country."

Ian Rush

 

" Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today."

Steve Lomas

 

"I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock."

Barry Venison

 

"I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet."

David Beckham

 

"The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more European."

Phil Neville

 

"All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed."

Mitchell Thomas

 

"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best."

Alan Shearer

 

"I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd."

Johnny Giles

 

"Sometimes in football you have to score goals."

Thierry Henry

[Para Handy]

I dearly hope you print, from his 80th birthday. "I have just discovered tantric sex, my favourite position is the The Plumber" you get ready and wait for hours then nobody comes"

John Mortimer

[Guest Anonymous]

"Breathe, you'll live longer" - Willie Nelson

[Para Handy]

Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

-- Robert Louis Stevenson

 

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

-- H. L. Mencken

 

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

 

In view of the fact that God if there is one limited the intelligence of politicians, it seems unfair that he did not also limit there stupidity

[Jeemsie1989]

Never trust a man, who, when left alone in a room with a tea-cosy, doesn't try it on.

 

- Billy Connolly

[KOYAANISQATSI]

All these worlds are yours

Use them together. Use them in peace.

[sassermaet]

"I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated."

 

- Poul Anderson

[BALLACK]

Never trust a man, who, when left alone in a room with a tea-cosy, doesn't try it on.

 

- Billy Connolly

 

I love Billy Connolly quotes heres some more;

 

"The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparantly, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started?"

 

"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a biscycle repair kit".

 

"There are two seasons in Scotland, June and Winter".

[sassermaet]

Or, on Big Brother:

 

"A load o' people sittin' in a house, watchin' a load o' people sittin' in a house. Get a f***in life!"

 

[Twerto]

I don't like the thought of #2ing a hedgehog

[KOYAANISQATSI]

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[KOYAANISQATSI]

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[Para Handy]

This bloke can come across as a bit arrogant. But I still found I had tears of laughter running down my cheeks after going through some his blogs

 

http://elysiumrevisited.blogspot.com/

 

Lessons Learned

- Storytelling is a very overrated demonstration of higher value, even in day game. The shorter the better. Mehows emotional value velocity is the greatest explanation for why this is. Bascially - the shorter the time you take to implant a certain emotion in the female, the more of a DHV it is. This is why a single one-line neg can create more attraction than a ten minute pure-attraction story. They might both impart the same emotional value in total, but the speed in which they do makes the neg far superior.

I have a suspicion, based on the witty and sparse way he responds to comments, that Roissy relies more on this emotional value velocity concept, less on long DHV stories, and keeps the negs and banter going right through comfort. As Mehow says: "It turns out that proper comfort game is actually 95% sound bites".

 

- The PUA matra 'don't drink' is a demonstration of lower value in Ireland. Girls call you a 'dry sharn'. Drunk game, or at least tipsy game, is an underdeveloped field. Plus I really, really like alcohol.

 

- My willingness to be social is drastically affected by my serotonin levels, loosely correlated to 'how good I feel'. A pedantic point? No, because Serotonin is a chemical in the brain and chemicals can be altered with drugs. Serotonin is the chemical that causes locusts to change from isolated insects to gregarious social swarms. Our brains determine who we are, and these can, to an extent, be changed by science. This is why I am a transhumanist.

 

- Logistics is a central component of game. Without good logistics, a thousand lays fall by the wayside.

 

- Beginners should overneg and then neg some more - if for no other reason than to integrate the right mindset and get mindboggling reactions.

 

- Game is more important than anything else. Skydiving, rock climbing, whatever super hobbies you have, are irrelevant without game. Maybe ditch them all to learn game 100%.

 

- Negative reactions in the field can mess you up and remove you from the game. Especially flakes. I'm quick to associate negative emotions with a bad reactions, and therefore not repeat the behaviour. This is human nature and a problem. It means that the 'crash and burn every set' mantra for beginners is not a good thing. Positive emotions must be associated with game, and the latter doesn't implant them.

 

- Amoging/cockblocking is something hard to stop doing yourself if you're with a female friend, even if you're indifferent to her.

 

- Approaching mixed sets (men and women) is much tougher than PUA's let on. Especially without natural leader-of-men genes (both looks and behavior). This should be avoided by newbies.

 

- Social circle game is important.

 

- The amount of time I've spent on the internet in my life has given me a depth of knowledge far greater than the average girl I meet. I simply know WAY more about how the world works. Girls spent their teenage years socialising. I was on the internet and reading books. This knowledge-divergence can be both a blessing and a curse.

 

- Girls are pretty boring creatures.

 

- Foreign girls are pretty easy. This is due to the psychological mechanism girls have to mate with the 'established' males in any new social context. Due to my established position in this society by virtue of my birth, family, and social ties, there is a value difference between me and the foreign girl that can be exploited right off the bat. This value difference is also one of the reasons girls have sex with locals when they travel around Europe - it's not just the 'no social consequences' explanation frequently forwarded. This is also why women find it easier to emigrate than men. A mans mate value is tied to status - if he emigrates he throws away whatever mate value he built up in his life. A girls is tied to youth and beauty. These are carried with her luggage.

 

- Wear tight pants, if you've got it of course. Girls are attracted to the butt, and many movies verify this. And it's aristocratic.

 

 

by Sebastian Flyte

[trout]

"shaot up yoo ignorint baatch"

 

-- some random Whalsa man

[KOYAANISQATSI]

We are grateful to the Washington Post, the New York Times, Time Magazine and other great publications whose directors have attended our meetings and respected their promises of discretion for almost forty years.

 

It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subjected to the lights of publicity during those years. But, the world is more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world government. The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national autodetermination practiced in past centuries.