turrifield Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 In the New Labour there are some socialists, just like the churches where there are some christians- Tony Benn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortio Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 if i had a hat i'd take it off to tony benn, one of the few remaining good guys... "Lois, When I'm through with them, our kids will be so smart, they'll be able to program their own VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself..." -Peter Griffin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuatara Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 "When life hands you lemons........grab the salt and pass the tequilla baby!!" Yeehaa!! Just sucessfully posted my first Shetlink comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFly Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Welcome Tuatara Where did you get the quote? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeemsie Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 "the most important thing in life is honesty, if you can fake that you've got it made" - George Burns (although could also be Groucho Marx, with slightly differing connotations, all true though, hate buggers wi 'the gift o the gab') Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuatara Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Welcome Tuatara Where did you get the quote? Thanks McFly I can't recall re: where I got my quote. I heard it quite a few years back, wrote it down and stuck it to my computer at work!! It brought a smile to face on stress filled days!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonners Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Moe Sizlack to Homer, when Homer is being worshipped as a prophet. "I was wondering if you could help save my soul. I've done stuff I aint proud of and the stuff I am proud of is disgusting." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rourkes Drift Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 "The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." Albert Einstein "The life of a high achiever is one of give-and-receive. We receive that which we are willing to first give out. Therefore, to grow and achieve we must first be willing to help others grow and achieve, and, in so doing, the light of reciprocal achievement will brightly shine upon us." Greg Werner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanman Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 "If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President yeh, something like that Dan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnie Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.-- Madonna Dangerous Game (1993) Yay and welcome to another kiwi around the place.... we'll be outnumbering you Shetlanders before too long, you know lynnie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarotangel Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Art Teacher in Primary School:"If at first you don't succeed - Cheat!" 8O Not sure who:"There's a light at the tunnel, unfortunatley it's an oncoming train" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penfold Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Lady Astor to Winston Churchill " Sir if were your wife I would poison your drink!" Winston in reply" Madame if I were your Husband I would Drink it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomblands Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 "The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another" Holden McNeill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penfold Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 dere made up ones I read on a e-mail once that show the versatilaty of the word F**K but still they crack me up, King Harlad at the Battle of Hastings "watch him he'll have some F**kers eye out with that" General Custer at his last stand "Where the F**K did all those indians come from" Captain of the Titanic on leaving for America " Full speed ahead and F**K the Icebergs!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeriesooky Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." Douglas Adams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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