BALLACK

Less of the "chit-chat" penfold!

Penfold loves a good auld gossip with a cup of tea and a scone.

If Drogba never rolled about on the ground like he had been shot every 15 minutes then maybe there would have been less "injury time", there fore Barcelona would never had enough time to score.

Drogba is the "f*****g disgrace" for diving, play acting and adding on 4 minutes of injury time.

Why?

THE TRUTH ABOUT FORVIK

We will prove here that the Forewick Holm (sadly known as Forvik Island since June 21st 2008) does not belong to Stuart Hill and can't be used by him to create laws, to sell it or to assume any local title or position.

For seven years, this english citizen has illegaly established residency on Forewick - without paying anything to the real owners -, has begun to build accomodation, and, on June 18th 2008, he has made political declaration about the Forvik's past and future status.

As real owners, we can't let Mr Hill use our property and provocate diplomatic crisis with the UK. All his historical explanations are false and dangerous, and we guess that he runs for money and he hopes a cheap glory (the Andy's 15 minutes, you know).

That is why.

Stuart Hill is right and Shetland can be free.

Correction.

Stuart Hill is WRONG and Shetland CAN'T be free.

Yep - Hibs could've been quite formidable if they'd kept a hold of that lot...and they'd continued to develop as good players.

It's sickening when they go to the OLD FIRM then come back like Ian Murray and Riordan, half as good as they were!

Could you imagine if Hearts held on to Webster, Hartley, Gordon, Elvis, Skacel, Berra, Velicka, Jankauskas and Bednar.

You just have to accept that Hearts and Hibs are "feeder teams" to the old firm. That is why i HATE the S.P.L.

These things happen in Sport to many GREAT teams.

It took the Boston Red Sox 86 years to win the Baseball World Series until 2004.

It's hard when you sell quality players like Kevin Thomson, Scott Brown, Gary O'conner, Gary Caldwell, Ian Murray, Dereck Riordan, Steven Whittaker. Then Steven Fletcher and Lewis Stevenson will be on the way in the summer.

Great!

I got a pay rise.

Watching it right now.

 

Money in the bank = awesome

Hardy match = awesome

Undertaker vs HBK match = one of the best matches I have ever witnessed.

JAStewart do you have a life? 2607 posts suggests not.

Do you you really expect anyone on Shetlink to be watching that pish at 1:37 am on Monday?

Wrestling is not a sport anyway and you should post this on the "anything & everything else" thread!

@Para Handy

The idea of a Southmainland Up-Hely-Aa is amazing!

We need enthusiastic people who are pro-active to get the ball rolling.

The people in the South Mainland don't need negative or as EM rightly described you as "misery guts, scrooge and bah-humbug" types. If you are soo concerned then why comment on this thread?

Why does Shetland need another Up Helly Aa anyway.

Why not, ya tube?

Njugle, you really are a paragon of virtue.

Cunningsburgh Alcoholics Anonymous seek revenge on the Cunningsburgh Christians during Soothend Up-Helly-Aa.

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My vote is for JANET DUNNET as first female JARL.

Please, can someone raise this point at the AGM.

I have been away in the central belt for 5 years now.

I miss Shetland still but it's Northlink and being scared of flying that stops me going back more often. I wish i could teleport myself to Shetland once a month. I miss the people more than the place itself.

Who needs common sense when we live in a politically correct and multicultural society!

Ask Sir Fred Goodwin the ex-Chief Executive of R.B.S what qualifications he has in Banking?

Answer: Eh.........eh.................i did Law at Uni many years ago.

Penfold, Bressay in the Parish Cup

How much alcahol did you consume before someone told you that one?

I would ask P.I/P.Dogg about A.G.M.

Never trust a man, who, when left alone in a room with a tea-cosy, doesn't try it on.

 

- Billy Connolly

I love Billy Connolly quotes heres some more;

"The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparantly, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started?"

"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a biscycle repair kit".

"There are two seasons in Scotland, June and Winter".

I kin, pity i've retired from the game

Drugs should be legalised, absolutley.

I chose not to choose life and try something else!

Loves it.

I use BALLACK in honour of my favourite football player. Also, my University team mates called me BALLACK because i score goals from midfield.

little more upmarket...there's always the public bar of the Sandwick Social Club.

As long as Wales beat England this Satarday!

I hope Shane Williams passes his late fitness test on Friday.

How much you put on him for the win???

I put £20 quid on the Fed-express at the start of tournament at Ladbrokes.

Everyone thought he was going "downhill", no chance!

No such Luck he is out Again

Thanks for the information para handy. Just 12 hours later but thanks all the same.

Marooned in Maywick, you will be delighted to know some day Andy Murray will win a Grand Slam. He will walk out to the Tune "Sunshine on Leith" wearing a Riordan 01 Hibs shirt! No British or Scottish Flags just Deeks 01 on his back.

In fact...

 

When he won he's referred to as a Scot

 

He loses and he's British

Spot on Shelandbairn i 100% agree with this but everyone keeps stirring the Scots/British debate for no reason!

My federer vote at the beginning of tournament looks a good bet!

The Golden Coach Chinese best in Scotland.