icepick239 Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 No failure - all good fun - keep posting Sherlock .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 I hear dee, Master Pick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wullie m. Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 "Lemon Entry my dear Watson", couldn't possibly relate the rest of this on a family site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 An old, smutty joke, Master M, you rapscallion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icepick239 Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Try not to catch the eye of Sherlock, if your surname is Bates... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Ah, Master Pick, another puckish young scamp, eh? And yet, sir, manners would, perforce, require me to address such a person in the same manner as I afford to each and all of you (Master Mikeyboy aside, owing to a specific request on his part). Ah, me, the vagaries of etiquette! Your humble servant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fjool Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 "Lemon Entry my dear Watson", couldn't possibly relate the rest of this on a family site.The version I heard was quite clean and perfectly innocent. I dread to think of the alternative... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Suffice to say, you would never put a certain fruit curd on your morning toast EVER again, Master Fjool! Your humble servant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icepick239 Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Lemon entry my queer Watson.... Howzat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Sigh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 ^^ A question Mr Sherlock. Do you believe yourself to be the actual Sherlock Holmes?You are a somewhat 'complex' character if so... A bizarre character if not. It could be a rather blinkered view of mine but I find it rather absurd that a learned fellow of your stature should find recreation in a Shetlink Forum. I hope you'll forgive my insolence should I have miscalculated the encounter. Your noisy neighbour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 My dear fellow, Holmes is a work of fiction. How then, could I believe myself to be the actual Holmes? Please, indulge me one moment, the nurse is here with my nightly Lithium... no, the straps are fine, thank you, nurse, but can you ask Napoleon to keep the noise down? Wibble! No, sir, I do not. In all seriousness, I first posted here in order to provide information and, therefore, balance, to discussions herein relating to my profession. There were, at times, blinkered, misinformed or - in at least one instance - outright mistruths being posted herein, propounded as fact. My intention was to counter such posts with reasoned responses, which might allow others to judge for themselves, and hopefully inform and illuminate, in doing so. I chose to do do using this nom de plume as the wholly fictional character has long been an inspiration to me, and I appreciate the use of structured and correct English, in its form. It also, occasionally, provides amusement to myself and others herein. I take it that you are not amongst those perceptive, enlightened and discriminating individuals? I hope that others, herein, continue to enjoy my posts and, from messages received - both in posts and PMs - it appears that, for the most part, this is the case. That I DO now enjoy posting and debating with others herein, is a fortunate happenstance. I shall continue to do so, and shall continue to adopt this form. If this irritates you, sir, I shall make no apology, nor alter or temper my use of prose. I hope this is not the case? Your humble servant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 In no way sir. Happily engaged, And disengaged. Your noisy neighbour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 "Noisy neighbour"? 'Pon my soul, man! Why then, sir, you... you must be... NAPOLEON!! Your humble servant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groilick Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 My dear fellow, Holmes is a work of fiction. How then, could I believe myself to be the actual Holmes? Please, indulge me one moment, the nurse is here with my nightly Lithium... Holmes – fur da Loard’s mercy whet smokin yon floor seeds an gie wis a skyinbow o Tammies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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