Wedge

Ah, consultancy. Endless juicy contracts with no obligation to deliver - the way forward! Indeed - consultants - the folk who borrow your watch so they can tell you the time!

I always thought that it was a bit paradoxical that the wooden clad houses currently spreading like a rash over the islands are generally seen as fitting well into the Shetland landscape. This is after all a place where no trees grow... Perhaps it's just another example of some sort of cod 'Norseness'! Cheers.

Saw the great man live at the Edinburgh Assembly rooms about 12 or so years ago - truly amazing experience! Half the audience were in stiches and the other half just coundn't work our what was going on - superb!