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Theres a saying "if you play together, you stay together". Why don't you get your girl to come out with you at the weekends? If you both have really drastically different ideas of how to have a good time then it probably won't last anyway.

Oh come now, thats a bit harsh isn't it? He probably can't help it

Oh go on. Just for a minute

I don't know how to make them but Pina Coladas are delicious and Tequila Sunrises look very pretty

Imagine Keith Chegwin and Jamie Oliver chasing you wearing nothing but red speedos and blue eyeshadow.....

The Pixies Pink Floyd The Scissor Sisters Leonard Cohen Macy Gray The Beatles Faith No More The Sugar Cubes Roxy Music Snoop Dogg Eva Cassidy Royksopp Prince

A friend of mine was in Thailand and he requested a banana sandwich as he was hungover and thought that would be a safe thing to eat. The sandwich contained banana, lettuce and.......... onion!!!! How wrong is that!

Hay there, I've been on the hill for a while and had no online access. The services are much better here at Gremista park. Theres running water and everything. I'll be here for a few days ( they're checking our teeth and feet) so Njugle I'd love it if you would meet me for lunch, say monday at 12? We could share a bucket of nuts and get to know each other bah-etter. By the way, a couple of my friends said they were approached by a man in a purple boilersuit who said they should go with him and he would take care of them and supply them with the finest mineral blocks available. Do you think we should be suspicious of him?

I reckon goofy's a great dane and pluto's a whippet.

I learned to play the fiddle when I was a kid but I gave it up when I went to high school. I still have my fiddle but I can't play it well at all. I regret not sticking at it. Maybe I could take it up again but it must be godless for folk to have to hear the practicing to begin with

Oh my god! I feel really paranoid now. The thought police are coming 8O

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentrate..... Ok, it's not the best but it's a joke dammit

I've only tried Opera. It's a very recent problem. I'll try internet explorer for a while. Had given that a break as it seemed to be letting viruses in.

Why is Jamie Oliver so annoying?

Mine are acting up again now. Come back little orange blobs, I need you! I'm having to look through all to find new posts.

Yeah, mine dissapeared for a while today too. Seem to be back now though. I'm using Opera.

A fair few rabbits could be used as building material for the Bressay bridge. Maybe the new music venue could have it's walls lined with them to improve the acoustics too. That would bring the cost down a bit.

I think it depends whether you've been away or not. I remember feeling restricted by living in Shetland when I was in my late teens and early twenties. It was important for my personal developement to go and live "sooth" for a few years. The time I spent away was good for me but it also gave me a new appreciation of Shetland and made me realize how lucky I was to be able to call Shetland home. When I moved back I didn't feel restricted anymore, I felt Shetland actully gave me more freedom. It can be a great place or a terrible place depending on what you need from life at the time.

I just tried to go to that website but there seemed to be problems with it. Nothing wanted to open and there was loads of waiting and then it wouldn't let me out again! Is it just me?

Anyone seen Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Theres a great bit where a big gang of squirrels mauls an obnoxious little girl. Squirrels should be used to treat annoying people.

Wouldn't the hair stick to the glass a bit? Maybe it could be treated with something to prevent it from malting.

I find it annoying to have too many cards in my wallet but I think Divvy card and Boots card are well worth the hassle.

You can come through the dip with me anytime big boy, I'll scrub the ticks off your back

I'm not sure exactly what you mean but I assume you're wondering if I ever go out to a hall for Up Helly Aa. Well I sometimes do. Incase thats not what you meant, I sometimes go out for other reasons too.

Doh!