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basically da mighty city o'lerook will benefit yet again as da rest o shetland has to suffer da consequences!

joost been listening tae da administrators conference on Rangers on sky enoo, seems lik everything will continue as planned wi a review o staff and players to come next week, dae see no reason why Rangers cant continue as a club, good news fur scottish fitba on a whole so faar!!! whether yu lik it or not!! still got Fingers crossed fur da moment... and in reply to da above link...obviously written(in crayon!)by a non-Rangers fan surprise-surprise!... and as far as Rangers going to da EPL lik a shot are yu nuts!? Rangers aint good enough to compete in da EPL nor is Celtic!! Epl is a totally different game o football!! I lik my team but I aint blinkered enough to tink da can compete in Da Epl or europe etc! No scottish team is good enough as far as i can see! Glad yu find Rangers situation amusing, i fur won wasnt laughing aboot celtic bak in '94 or Hearts last week! I kaen dir alot o bigotted Ranger fans dow dat would love ta see da boot on da idder fit as it were. He who laffs last remember!! a 3-2 victory fur hearts next time they meet rangers i predict...theres always annidir dae dow fur da Huns!

if da cooncil wis a fitba club dae wid a haed da administrators in alang time ago!

saves money??? hmm.. travelling too and from work with whit is basically a company car?(saves da employee money as he doesnt hae ta drive his ain car!) how dat saves da cooncil money? Aa dae tings indicated above i.e. fuel,tyre wear etc. costs da cooncil money! I kaen o two cooncil vehicles near to me, that park within 2 car spaces of each iddir! they travel to work in da mornings tae dir depot to recieve orders fur dadae, den fenesh at da end o da day to drive home, 1 heads home frid dennertime! every friday. Why cant cooncil employes use thier own cars to get to and from work?? (dae can still claim mileage)

...and yet still da army o' yellow council vans and pickups head to various employees homes for da night!?...no signs o stoppin dat farce yit den?

Celtic had dir erses ta da wall bak in da 90's but thankfully dae came through, whilst no a celtic fan i didna want tae see dem go under, I duna want ta see ony team goin under as i realise you need other good teams to compete and make the game entertaining!! sure its great to see your team winning but really it gets a bit boring and repetitive! I used to love Scottish fitba but since da demise o great teams lik Aberdeen its turned intae a 2 horse race every year since da 90's. I hate the way that some foks think this is a good thing thats happened to Rangers, are some fok so blinkered wi bigotry and hatered that thay cannot see that this could have dire results for da future of scottish football?? that means EVERY team!!! whilst watchin sky news earlier today i was glad to hear a 10year old Celtic fan sayin this was a sad day for SCOTTISH football! glad to see he has sense and he hasnt been brought up wearin da blinkers o bigotry!

Mr Sherlock...you sir are THEE greatest Detective of all time! The Carlsberg of all Detectives! if i might be so bold to say.....*I bow in your presence*

Rangers have announced the appointment of Duff and Phelps as they go into administration.. now deducted 10 points. Celtic have won the league...no surprise there then?

Yis Yis metinks it will joost be da celtic thread shortli tow...bit den again if dir nae Rangers den foo lang will it be afoar dir nae Celtic!....Sky will shun pull da plug on investing in da Spl...its wis bad enough before dis carry on wi Rangers, laff aa yu want yu Celtic fans bit as much as yu duna want tae admit it...yur celtic cood b nixt! nae sky money comin in an aa yun players ta paywages fur...yu du da math. Good fur Celtic ta win da league? mibe fur wan season ir dat bit if dir gaen ta win every year den foo borin maer lik! i want ta see twartre horses up front fightin fur da lead no joost 1, dusna matter if my team dusna win cos dir wil always b another day! weel cana say dat nae maer cin we. Nae windir i watch da Englesh premier league faar better fitba! an bein a Man u. fan its good ta see da title race sae close nae matter wha wins!! Time will tell dow fur da Rangers....he who laffs last... springs ta mynd.

1.BAYWATCH....best show ever!!(no da Hawaii series dow!) 2.Big Bang theory! 3.Frasier 4.aabody loves raymond 5.Newsradio as weel as Cagney and Lacey Due south Rockcliffes babies/folly Auf Wiedersehen Pet Taggart(Mark Mcmanus episodes only!) Grange hill(....up til '90) Cheers! Cats eyes Boon He-man Thundercats Charlie brown Home Improvement Ned and Stacey Dads army Bullseye Beadles about... Doctor Who (Pertwee and Tom Baker episodes!) ta name but a few......wish da wid show maer '70s/80's stuff on dis sky!

erm.....I wis interviewed by Nick Owen(as in anne Diamond and nick Owen TVAM etc.)...on english tv a couple o decades ago!........(not joking!!) (big thanks to da great dectective fur pointing oot my error)

onybody know if ony o wir elected elite councilors are on an all expenses paid trip to da BAFTA's tonight?..while watchin da stars an divas walkin da red carpet i towt i spotted Cluness an Budge arm in arm walkin past Clooney... I expect a delegation fae wir mighty toon has alraedy been picked fur an all exspenses paid trip to Whitney's funeral as well!!

da toon is whar its at! homeland o da real vikings!,bressa tunnel, new AHS, market cross...and da mighty mareel!

oh maen i cana wait fur da new mareel! i hear IRON MAIDEN is bookit an annidir showstoppin event wil b da stage production o' (newly built)Anderson high school musical!! \m/ \m/

1x3 hour stint at da tall ships bairns amusement rides "codonas"(ahem...)cost me £50! i agree dat to many i spent waaay!! to much on my 2 bairns an i agree wi dat! it was an absolute RIP-OFF!...how muckle did it cost ta fund da Tall ships? £1 million?(o wis shetlanders money!)...and still wi haed ta pay maer at da "codonas" WTF! it shood o been free rides for one an all!!....i left feelin caald! bit happy in da towt my bairns wir happy! bit disgusted at haen my pockets violated!....onybody hear da story o' a £30 bag o pick an mix!!....upshot is dae refused ta pay fur it!!...am gaen awa ta buy cheap as... sweeties fae Tescos an see if i cin flog dem upo da street fur 10x dir value!.....

Maer embarrassin f**ups fae wir elite elected cooncil...nivir mynd fok! wir still revellin in sexy budges tallships "feelgood factor"....£2 fur 5 shots on a inflatable slide! or £5 fur 4 meenits bouncin on a glorified trampoline!! ahl no mention da £30 bags o pick an mix!!