Canute Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 I have developed an ungainly beer gut. Its really not good.Any quick fix ideas to rid myself of this? Just tell the fat old trollop to leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muddybay-kyebeoy Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 The best way to get rid of a gut is prolonged sessions of bedroom gymnastics. Best exercise there is. In fact its the only exercise I get. Oh buttocks, just noticed someone else has my avatar.Thats my originality shot to pieces. Hiyi Fratelli, don't worry about choosing da same avatar as me, great minds and all that. Or in the case of our pic, fools seldom differ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMouth Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 Eat less and exercise more. Bin the car - that's what I did. Trouble is that all the extra fresh air gave me a huge appetite and now I am a fat sausage who walks a lot. Check shirts seem to hide it well. Undressing in the dark helps a lot too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkstarIII Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 Could always have bare essentials for food in the house which means that you have to walk to the shop to get something to eat instead of walking to the fridge or the cupboard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twerto Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 Undressing in the dark helps a lot too. and dressing int he dark.. very easy at this time of year.. but can lead to a few strange looks form your work colleagues. when you come in with your trousers on back to front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkstarIII Posted November 17, 2006 Report Share Posted November 17, 2006 Or t-shirt on inside out, which incidentally if you are in the least bit superstitious you will know that it is bad luck to change it, so therefore you have to walk around feeling like a twat the whole day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkstarIII Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 I am smoking again... I fell of the wagon a couple of days ago... at a stage where I am too stressed... and end up comfort eating to compensate, either that or drinking a bottle of wine a couple of nights a week so ended up with the coffin nails again... Ahh well will stop again when I get up there and after buying a house and getting to the gym... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marjolein Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Or t-shirt on inside out, which incidentally if you are in the least bit superstitious you will know that it is bad luck to change it, so therefore you have to walk around feeling like a twat the whole day! Worse luck to keep wearing it inside out I'd say, with everyone trying to tuck in your label till they inform you that your t-shirts inside out. Also what if you spill ketchup on it? You don't want to walk around with ketchup on you all day! Although it is a normal occurunce for me or any around me when I'm trying to open a packet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fjool Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Worse luck to keep wearing it inside out I'd say, with everyone trying to tuck in your label till they inform you that your t-shirts inside out. These sound like the words of someone who is familiar with wearing their T-shirt inside-out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkstarIII Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Hows the beergut????? you winning???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMouth Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Try this: - http://www.militarymorons.com/gear/img/molle1.jpg May have side effects on facial skin though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkstarIII Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Am I thick.. cause I dont get that.. must be the time of the morning or something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMouth Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Am I thick.. cause I dont get that.. must be the time of the morning or something! Camouflage the waistline - Sorry DS3 - it's probably me and my sense of humour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkstarIII Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 Ahh right soz.. I think a lot of peeps will be having to camoflage their waistlines around now... I am knocking my pan out at the gym after taking out a years membership for the gym and I got myself a personal trainer... so the more I train.. around 5 times a week the less I feel guilty about my overindulgence! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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