Njugle Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Every now and then, as i ramble the hills and banks something crops up that i cannot find any explanation for, i'm sure other folks share that puzzle from time to time. My current enigma: I was abün the scord o' weisdale recently, savouring the vista, flora and fauna of the beautiful high plateau (before anybody ruins it *cough*) and on my way back to the track i stumbled upon a sweater (pink/grey striped) embedded in the peat, close nearby are a pair of tracky breeks, what appears to be a T-shirt and another further embedded and decomposed garment. This is about 80 metres north of the transmitter mast, away from the track. How, and why would somebody come to lose a set of clothes in the hill, if it was from for fooling around, how did they get home without claes, if they were dumping them, why pick such an awkward but relatively accessible spot, surely burning or sinking would be better? A prank? But what prank; "Ha ha i stole your clothes and dumped them on a high hill?"???I just canna figure it, any suggestions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Da Trows.. Dey play peerie pranks noo an dan, ta confuse da laeks o dee.. Question is,, whaur did dey pit da boady???? Check da trowie maist wanted list, an see whit cooncillors guid missin eftir da last election, dat micht gie some ideas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medziotojas Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 I hed a similar encoonter wi da trows in Nort' Nestin'. I wis wanderin' trowe da hill when dis most Gud-aafil stakit' mist cam doon at sikken a lick I wis suroondit atae da spaece o' twartree meenits. I tocht I could hear da distant tunin' o' a fiddle an' den da nix' thing I kent, I wis fichtin' tae keep me een open, an dan I surely mosta neebit aaf! I woke up apo da hill wi ony me boxers an' I wis eltit fae hed tae fit wi weet paet mould bit at laest I wis still in wan piece. As fir da rest o' me claes - dee wer nivver tae be seen again. Yuns joost da wye at trows work, da peerie lippers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOYAANISQATSI Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Medziotojas wrote: dis most Gud-aafil stakit' mist cam doon "Gud-aafil stakit" is of course old Nesting slang for Getting very very drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlady Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 It could have been McFlys clothes Left when he was abducted by the aliens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandhopper Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Any chicken bones somewhere near by ... or an empty can?Then it easily could be some left overs from Ghostriders last attempts to feed and clothe his demons ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostrider Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 ^^^ Darn it!! They're on to me.... ....I'll have to find better hoidey hols furr da bruks, da taps o' hills ir gittin far too popular these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandhopper Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Firstly...I'll keep my fingers crossed, Ghostrider ... Secondly ...Is there anyone missing a VE surveyer in that area??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomblands Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 It's not uncommon, I have a story of a conversation that tool place between 2 friends following a rather heavy night out... Friend 1 (looking out of the window in a hungover daze) - "Heh heh heh...there are a pair of boxer shorts in the middle of the street." Friend 2 - "Oh yeah, those are mine"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlady Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 ^^ I hope your friend was good enough to fetch them for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twerto Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 you should head down to kalliness and ask inf anyone has lsot them form their washing line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted June 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 Is that a confession Twerto? I'm favouring the alien abduction theory so far, perhaps with an element of ghostriders demonic fraternisation. I'm sure there was a whiff of sulphur aboot the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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