Pamcake

I coodna gyit on-line yisterdee we Tiscali an i towt aboot phonin dim up fir da 20th time bit i didna kis twa freends saed dey coodna win on an dir we BT an AOL. Am haed a lod o budder we Tiscali. Am geen aff da haed it dim aboot 20 times kis i hae tae keep re-settin me box tae gyit a connection an am gaein troo me Test Socket on me line kis dir tryin tae say dit it most be my line even doe da sem is gaein on troo da Test Socket! I towt dey wida sent me a new box etc bit no it haes tae be MY fault. Plus dey keep askin da sem Q's an i hae tae keep tellin dim dit wir geen troo dis an it shood be on dir screen!! I feel laek tellin dim tae gae **** dimsaels bit am no shooir o whaa wid be better tae gae we! Plus am only payin £15.00 a munt which is good.

Sooooooooooooperb!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got wir AC/DC tickets da day!!!

I gyit da sem "Google News" wi da Shetland News "In brief 26th June". Weird.

I tink fok shood scoop it up an pit it on da dirty dug owners door step an see whit dey tink o haein tae stand in dir ain dugs crap!! I kaen its been dun ida past (no by me!!) an i tink u hae iffery rite tae doe it whin its aboot yur yerd!!

I tink its pathetic dit fok canna pick up dir dugs crap! Whin waakin da lent o Castle Street in Scallowaa u kin see dugs crap nearly iffery 10 steps u tak! Da box is daer it da end o da rod fir dim tae pit it in. Cood laeklee doe we anidder een it da bodam o Castle Street doe. I kaen a few fok dit waak dir dugs yun wye an i cood pit dir names tae it bit u canna say its dem unless u see dim. Plus u kaen whit dug is dun it wi da size o it. ( ) Cood dey no pit up peerie cameras it dug level tae gyit da dirty buggers dit doe it? Dirs nae point in haein yun 'No Dog Fouling' signs whin it wilna stop dim! Dir pointless!!!

Whit nixt................

Needs must...........

I towt dis wis kinda funny an cute! Dunna budder wetchin it if ur gaein tae say: "Yuns sooo cruel"!!! Hes no hurtin dim so its naethin tae gyit mad ower.

Its a peety du coodna gyit a ticket. U haed tae be quick in gyitin een. Blyde i got een. Dey wir a few' 'men' oot o hand. Dats why dey haed tae gyit moved. Sad if u ask me! I did hear dey wir twartree dit got pittin oot on friday nite. Whit truth dey ir in dat i coodna say. Hoopfilly dey will be anidder time fir maer Darts players tae cum up!

Absolute brilliant nite it wis fir da Darts on sat! Defo wirt da £25. Choost a peety da "men" it da front coodna be a bit maer respectful!! I wid laek tae say a huge THANK U tae Gideon fir gyitin it aa organised! Weel don dee!!!

I felt da earthquake dis moarnin an it wiz braa scary! I wiz choost finished aetin me braakfast it 5.33am whin da hoose started tae shack an aa thing started tae rattle on da units an dat. I wid say it geed on fir 10secs. I towt hit wiz mibee a plane or suntin braa low so i geed tae da windoo an i towt nah it haes tae be a Tremor. Aabody doon it wark towt i wiz bein stupid! Thankfully me Boss kem in an saed he felt suntin toe.