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My brother in-law and sister has been on the SIC waiting list for 16 years and still no luck the whole waiting list thing is complete farce but come up from the south and then theirs no problem if you live in Shetland and born in shetland should come first starting at the top of the list and every one moves up one as houses become available

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What shall we call the cinema? How about a chain around the councils neck

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England A man is allowed to urinate in public as long as it is on the rear wheel of his car and his right hand is on the vehicle York Any Scotsman caught farting on a Sunday can be shot with a bow and arrow Australia Sex with a kangaroo is only permissible when drunk In some states it is against the law to own certain types of mattress without a mattress licence British Columbia It is an offence to kill a sasquatch Lets hope the council dosent see this one Oshawa Homeowners are responsible for clearing snow from municipal pavements. If the pavement is not cleaned within 24 hours after a snowfall. City workers will clear it up and the cost will be added to the homeowners tax bill

I found these In Kentucky. By law any one who has been drinking is Sober until he or she Cannot hold on to the ground. In Frankfort It is against the law to shoot a policeman’s Tie In Massachusetts During the month of April. All dogs must have their hind legs tied In Scotland If someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your commode you are obliged by law to allow them entry In Switzerlan A man may not relieve himself while standing up after 10pm In Nova Scotia Lighting a Fart while smoking carries a $100 fine Florida It is against the law to break wind in a public place after 6pm on Thursdays

How about Feng Shui

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Looking for sympathy! You will find it in the dictionary between turd and Syphilis

Looking for sympathy! You will find it in the dictionary between turd and Syphilis

The required IQ Test Results To Become A Councillors 1. Save the Whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day with out sunshine is like Night. 3. Ninety-five percent of councilers give the rest a bad name. 4. On the other hand you have different fingers. 5. I wonder how much deeper the bridge would have to be set, if their was not any sponges in the North mouth. 6. Honk if you love peace and quiet. 7. Nothing is to foolproof to a talented Councillor. 8. He who laughs last , thinks the slowest. 9. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. 10. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed as our expenses clams. 11. No one is listening to the people who voted us in to office. 12. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism to steal from many is Consultation. 13. Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your week. 14. Two wrongs are only the beginning. 15. The sooner you fall behind the more time you have to fall asleep 16. Change is inevitable except for cuts in your education expenditure 17. Two wrongs may not make a right but two Wright brothers made council aeroplanes. 18. The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese 19. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good. 20. Remember to set low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them

What has happened to Golden Wonder bacon flavoured crisps they have gone from good to bad

Love Pedigree Dog Food Red Rum and Shergar flavor woof woof now if you could get a Pot Noodle version

He puts me in mind of a bad puppy who needs a crack across the nose with a news paper

Are you actually suggesting that prisoners shouldn't get a toilet? Thats outrageous. They might have committed a criminal act, but does it occur to you that that would be a violation of human rights (to deny them toilet facilities)? (I covered why prisoners actually do have human rights in my last post). I do agree that nurses should be paid more though. Is that why 7 men have killed themselves in HMPrison Kilmarnock since 1999? Is that why 95 men and woman killed themselves in prisons in England and Wales in 2004? To JAStewart, Njugle ect. I apologise to any one for not making my point clear I don’t have a problem with prisoners having a toilet if and when they build proper prisons for the job but being paying compensation? for doing it (The piss pot bit) what sort of message dose that send new and reoffenders Its ok lets go and rape and murder we win what ever happens they have nothing to lose these days Pool tables meals no expenses so why should anybody feel that going to jail is bad apart from missing going to the pub. What about people in substandard accommodation they have toilets that don’t work and they Havant even broken any laws a tall maybe they should be paid compensation where do you draw the line how about shipping them all to the Ascension Island or the South Pole and then let the Royal Navy sail all the way round and stop any one from escaping if there was an easy answer to the problem they would have found it long ago the you all pay income tax to keep them in prison and then compensate them for it time and time we hear about some being let out and a week later killed some one ageing how about a life sentience but then they get out after 15 years what is there in jail to make any one think twice before doing the crime in the first place how about the man who got out for the weekend and won the lottery dose anybody have any better ideas I’m open for ideas but surely we can all agree about paying the compensation cant be a good thing. jus seen on the news Two children found dead by police It doesn’t seem that long from the news about a 3 year old girl being raped in Northern Ireland and now this what ever you views on jail something has to be done and sooner than later

I once managed to convince an Texan I had in a taxi one night that a Haggis, in Scotland was like a trow or njuggle very good to eat but very difficult to catch and ther was a hunting season for them but they did taste good

I heard that one got compensation for having to empty his piss pot, he should be grateful that he had a piss pot if anybody should get good money for this sort of thing it should be the nurses. Jails are like hotels except the Tax payer pays the bill maybe reoffenders should have to pay a mortgage or rent from any work that they do because they will end up back there any way

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Will Your hydro bill be any cheaper or even free I don’t think so some how

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