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Thats for f***in sure !!!!!!

I couldna really care what dey caa me as lang as dey dunna caa me ower !

Possibly to gain control of more land , apart from being a total ringpiece.

Too many of these high and mighty types expect everyone to respect them , well respect is earned not given automatically , and anyone who thinks otherwise is kidding themselves only.

The reason for that is probably quite simple , the "other" person is basically a bit "slow" and a complete recluse , and had he had the help of members of his family , who could see what was happening , and did sausage all to help him , he maybe wouldnt have found himself mixed up in this nor mixed up with that devious little parasite. Im not defending what he did but but that he got involved through his vulnerability. The other lado knew exactly what he was doing

Or in , as the case may be.

Q:- What do you get if you cross an insomniac with an agnostic dyslexic ? A:- Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

It defies belief that some of these people , starving , with little hope of food except for the next consignment of aid , do sausage all else but breed , if they cant feed themselves why in gods name bring a life into the world that they cant look after. Send millions of condoms and show 'em how to use them.

Better had we still been under Norwegian ownership / rule , see the petroleum reserve fund set up for post oil era , currently standing at 210 billion. What do we have ? yep you guessed it................

Agreed , and its a structure that is sorely lacking in this bloody country.

Hopefully in a months time an appropriate custodial sentence will be forthcoming , but dont bet on it...............

Personally I would come up here and spend a winter before commiting yourself , as many have come and soon gone again after a long cold wet winter.

Theres a fair few nut jobs in social services along with the rest of the Council.

A truck driver goes to a sex therapist who tells him he must mastrubate more often. So he's looking around for somewhere private but with little success until he hits on the idea that he would just lie under the truck , have a wank and if anyone came along he'd say he was checking his axles. So he's well into it and giving it some with his eyes closed when he hears a bemused ploiceman say "Oi what to hell are you doin?" "Just checking my axles mate" he says with his eyers still shut. Policeman says " better check your feckin brakes when you're there as your lorry rolled away 10 mins ago.

A slight inclination of the cranium is as effective as an optical twitch to a quadrapede destitue of vision.

My main bugbear is when some idiot drives right behind me with full beam on and the sun is blinding me in front as well A quick firm jab on your brakes usually serves to pucker up their butthole !!!

A guy comes home from work to find a stranger cracking at with his wife. He says "What the bloody hell are you doin?" Wife turns to the stranger and says "See , I told you he was stupid !"

Why is sex like bridge ? If you dont have a good partner you'd better have a good hand.

NEWSFLASH ! ! ! Ireland today suffers its worst ever air disaster when a 6 seater plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue are on the scene and have so far recovered 217 bodies.....digging continues.....

How do you recognise an aircraft blonde ? She's the one flying with a black box underneath !!!

Q:- Whats the difference between light and hard ? A:- You can sleep with the light on.................

Thats exactly my point , I use the term all the time but you dont "really" get termed a racist because off it , but if you say a Pakistani takeaway or similar it "seems" wrong doesnt it ? Personally I think the media get a nudge from the pc brigade who jump on the nearest badwagon and through constant shargin they change peoples opinion about what they perceive to be right or wrong. Im maybe wrong but thats my opinion.

Well put Ghostrider.

How would you feel if someone called you an ......ORCADIAN ... Been called worse I can assure ya Hmm Cant say it would bother me really. And you could argue that any of the names I pointed out could be classed as general. Personally I think its just another witless example of the pc brigade. I mean its not like the N word , its just basically shortning thier countrys name or fiddling about with it. I suppose its all in the context of how it was delivered. Imagine if you will a pakistani in London saying " look at that f*****g Cockney" ! , Then look at the cockney saying "Look at that f*****g Pakistani ! I think there would be a huge outcry about the later.

It doesnt bother me really , but why is it okay to call a norwegian a Norski and some one from Dennmark a dane , Sweden - swede ect ect..... but call someone from pakistan a Pakistani and theres hell to pay ?