Distortio Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 for a bit of fun, let's try and help some of those anxious pop stars sleep easier at night by lending them a sympathetic ear and giving them the benefit of our combined wisdom... so... rod stewart ~ do ya think i'm sexy?no. sorry. morrissey (smiths) ~ how soon is now?sorry moz, in the time it took you to ask that you just missed it. but cheer up me old china, there'll be another one along any moment. led zeppelin ~ has anyboy seen the bridge? where's that confounded bridge?nowhere near bressay anyway, try again in 10 years. (ho ho) jimi hendrix ~ have you ever been to electric ladyland?yes, there were lots of ladies which was nice, but also a lot of unpredictable electricity which was troublesome. pixies ~ where is my mind?hard to pin down an exact physical location, being a rather broad term for a range of mental functions, but for the sake of simplicity let's just say "it's in yer brain, pieboy!" (i can't think of anything recent... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAStewart Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 Creed - What if? Cmon Stapp, finish your question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoolHaddock Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 Iron Maiden - Can I play with madness?Yes, but do it outside. Bob Dylan - Everything is broken.Du should'o gone ootside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fjool Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 Bacharach - Why do birds suddenly appear?That'll be the tray of chips you're carrying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 Iron Maiden - Can I play with madness?Yes, but do it outside. Bob Dylan - Everything is broken.Du should'o gone ootside. :tmbup; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 Q Splodgenessabounds -Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please?A Listen mate, ask all you want, i told you, this is a library. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostrider Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 Department S - Is Vic there? Go away....nobody wants to catch your cold off you. Paula Cole - Where Have All The Cowboys Gone? Resting...waiting for the next big council contract to be awarded. 4 Non Blondes - What's Up? You do not want to get me started, trust me on that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pooks Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Travis - Why does it always rain on me? Come inside you fool. Lita Roza - How much is that doggy in the window? Look at the price tag. The Beatles - Will you still need me, will you still feed me,When I'm sixty-four? No. Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm MmmMmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Stop mumbling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomblands Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 The Beatles - Will you still need me, will you still feed me,When I'm sixty-four? No. Heather Mills said something similar. Bob Dylan - How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man? 7? 12? 23? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeriebryan Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Dionne Warwick - Do You Know The Way To San Jose? It's around 60 miles SE of San Francisco. There are several options to get there. I recommend taking highway 101 from the centre of Frisco Alternatively, you can find cheap flights from the UK here - http://www.cheapflights.co.uk/flights/San-Jose/ There are several travel guide books here - http://www.sanjose.com/guides/ Click here for a - Google map Dionne, if you need anymore help, please get in touch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mansie Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 War ? - System of a DownHad on till I spaek we Geordie W Whos been sleeping in my head ? - ElectrafixionDunna keen bit dey left a hell o a mess... Babs Uvula who ? - Green DayDu keens her dat bides doon da road, Jeemsies cousins nieces sister fae wast ower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Q The Buzzcocks - What do I get?A A sweetie fae the pick-n-mix if your good, but nithin if you keep axin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 AC/DC - Can I Sit Next To You Girl?Answer: Weel likly, if do taks aff yun honkin boilersuit! The Buzzcocks - Why Cant I Touch It?Answer: Cause its still in me breeks!, haad on a second Black Sabbath - Am I Going Insane?Answer: Yis Ozzy, Do geed insane a lang time ago I tink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortio Posted October 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 cher ~ do you believe in life after love? what on earth has happened to your voice? i refuse to debate abstract emotional questions with a robot. rolling stones ~ brown sugar, how come you taste so good? asking the sugar itself is unlikely to yield an answer, but you might be interested to know it is an ingredient in many sweet tasting foodstuffs, toffee, cakes and the like, so if you have a bit of a sweet tooth that would probably explain it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomblands Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Alanis Morrisette - Isn't it Ironic? Don't you think? Ironic? Having 10 thousand spoons is more ridiculous than ironic...greedy if nothing else. Buzzcocks - Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with? Shove the question, I'm more impressed you managed to fit that line into the chorus of a song. Meatloaf - I would do anything for love, but I won't do that Won't do what now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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