humptygrumpty Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Women ???? Och , leave 'em be , they're doing the best that they can !! LOL 8O :whoop: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fratelli Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Very true humptygrumpty!! Just a shame the same can't be said for the weaker sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlady Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Iranians arrested 15 sailors. 14 men and 1 woman for being in Iranian waters... you know who was reading the map. But not 1 of the 14 men would stop and ask for directions.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twerto Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medziotojas Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/6052/beerb.jpg I'm outta here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlady Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 BBQ RULES We are about to leave the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes desert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill ...beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. (6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. he thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat. (8 THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10)After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off', and upon seeing her annoyed reaction quickly concludes that there's just no pleasing some women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaboh Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 ^^^^ I love it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sudden Stop Posted August 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Okay, I'm gonna need some education here... As a man, I'm unclear from Tlady's BBQ rules who is responsible for cleaning the grill once cooled off (or prior to use, having not cleaned it last time)? Or does this count as 'dishes' - I'm not entirely familiar with that word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 That's easy. You never clean the barbecue. It adds to the flavour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepychef Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Women are superior to men in regards to battle not in strength as this can be training but in respect to their bodies.Women's genitals are internal and their hearts are protected by their breasts, some more than others.Mens genitals hang down some lower than others and have no breasts to protect their hearts, well mostly so where i'm going with this is women can walk upright for battle where men must still be on all fours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Don't know about Men vs Women,,,But when it comes to cooking,,, Auld Rasmie vs Trowie, Da Auld Een wins every time.. Ducking now,,, OUCH, ducked too late.Got hit by some of the washing up..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twerto Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 more Woman v Fish http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Marriage376.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
small-trousers Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 I often have this arguement with my boyfriend....I think men have it easy although he seems to think they have it equally as hard.It is no longer the time where men are the breadwinners. most women are out earning just as much, if not more money than their male counterparts. They dont have to give birth, they dont have periods, they can jump out the shower and put on the same clothes they had yesterday quite easily, whereas woman have to shave the legs and oxsters. Dry and usually straighten their hair. Apply moisturisers and make up. Find a suitable outfit for whatever occasion they are attending...Women do the cooking, the cleaning, the raising of the children as well as working. It's two full time jobs. I think women are the better sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dabuoyfaedanort Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Peter Griffin: "Fat men aren't fat Lois, only fat women are fat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
small-trousers Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 CATSWomen love cats.Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats NICKNAMESIf Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy OFFSPRINGA woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. BATHROOMSA man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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