Distortio Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 My mother liked the tune but was very unhappy with the title"I'm so much in love I can't sh*t" i think derek and clive might have beaten you to that one. james blunt is one big bad lyric personified. so many bad lyrics out there i'm blinded by the sheer numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 End of verse 1, last line..."I've got a plan" Chorus..."You're beautiful..etc...etc...and I don't know what to do" That, Mr Blunt, is not a very good plan then. Is it? you dont listen to Moyles by any chance? I can re-create the feelings of listening to Moyles by stabbing myself in the ears with sharp implements. So I tend not to do either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 thats a no then... He was just going on about exactly the same thing as you one morning months ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 2 James Blunt ditty's for your pleasure... Firstly, the song destined to be played weddings for years to come and sung by drunks at karoke dedicated to their nearest and dearest...You're Beautiful! End of verse 1, last line..."I've got a plan" Chorus..."You're beautiful..etc...etc...and I don't know what to do" That, Mr Blunt, is not a very good plan then. Is it? Also, any upper middle class twat writing "My life is brilliant" automatically qualifies him for a slap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 How about Shakira with "lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains"????? Or the Blackeyed Peas (is it them?)with "my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps" For gods sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFly Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 How about Shakira with "lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains"????? Or the Blackeyed Peas (is it them?)with "my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps" For gods sake. Indeed Yowe, Shakira is a veritable gold mine of obtuse, cryptic lyrics.But I would say she maybe qualifies as "so bad it's good". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 Any death metal band "death hate turd f**k! grrr!!!" Any lyrics are better than mine - I can't write! good death metal lyrics go like this "Decay" "deranged" "decrepit" "delouse"....pretty much anything that starts D-E.... but not "dentist" or "deli style" !!!!Jugga jigawugga!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 i heard a one hit wonder from the 70's(?) a while ago. i believe it got quite high in the charts, it's called (i think) 'loop-de-loop-de-love' and the lyric i remember was ' i saw her face it made me sick'. Anyone else heard this or was it just some weird dream? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HacksawDuggan Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 i heard a one hit wonder from the 70's(?) a while ago. i believe it got quite high in the charts, it's called (i think) 'loop-de-loop-de-love' and the lyric i remember was ' i saw her face it made me sick'. Anyone else heard this or was it just some weird dream? That's a really good lyric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomblands Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 "I don't want to see a ghost, it's a sight that I fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news" - Des'ree - "Life" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonners Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 My favourite bad lyrics come from the Aerosmith track 'Pink'. Pink - like the bed that we lay on.Pink - it's my favourite crayon. Pink - when I turn out the light.Pink - it's like red, but not quite. Genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeriebryan Posted April 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Poison - Unskinny bop Unskinny bopJust blows me awayUnskinny bop, bopAll night and dayUnskinny bop, bop, bop, bopShe just loves to playUnskinny bop nothin' more to say Nothing more to say indeed. They certainly made themselves clear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostrider Posted April 9, 2006 Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 i heard a one hit wonder from the 70's(?) a while ago. i believe it got quite high in the charts, it's called (i think) 'loop-de-loop-de-love' and the lyric i remember was ' i saw her face it made me sick'. Anyone else heard this or was it just some weird dream? Verse 3 of Better Do Better from Hard-Fi starts off with a very similiar line. Your face, makes me want to be sick Ah yeah it's a physical reaction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonners Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Poison - Unskinny bop Unskinny bop Just blows me away Unskinny bop, bop All night and day Unskinny bop, bop, bop, bop She just loves to play Unskinny bop nothin' more to say Nothing more to say indeed. They certainly made themselves clear Poison were class, in a way. Every rose has it's thornEvery night has it's dawnEvery cowboy sings a sad, sad songEvery rose has it's thorn Yep, Brett Michaels was basically Shakespeare reincarnated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutopian Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 This was posted up on another discussion forum I frequent back and forth. Apparently taken from the kids film 'Josie and the Pussycats' Make of it what you will Mmmm...Hey Hey, hey Backdoor lover OOOh.. This kind of love is wrong but you know it feels so right Runnin' my hands across your cheeks they're oh so smooth and white so leave the light on baby and unlock your back door i'll be comin' through that way tonight to love you for sure Lyin' on your bed starin' up at the moon you got me crazy but i'll love you soon i'm your back door lover comin' from behind with the lights down low back door lover just you and me no one has to know lemme meet you there at your secret spot i'll show you a love thats more than hot You know that i wont hurt you so open up and let me in we love eachother way to much for it to be a sin some people use the front door but that's never been my way just cuz i slip in back doors, well, that doesn't make me, hey! lyin' on your bed starin' up at the moon you got me crazy but i'll love you soon i'm your back door lover comin' from behind with the lights down low back door lover just you and me no one has to know back door lover lemme meet you there at your secret spot i'll show you a love thats more than hot baby, i'm goin' round in circles cuz you're everything and you know what i want to do maybe we can get together at your place tonight so open your back door tonight backdoor lover comin' from behind with the lights down low back door lover just you and me no one has to know lemme meet you there at your secret spot i'll show you a love that's more than hot back door love you know i want it only back door love oh............ back door love you know i want it only love oh.................. back door lover comin' from behind with the lights down low back door lover just you and me no one has to know back door lover lemme meet you there at your secret spot i'll show you a love thats more than hot more than hot 8O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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