peeriebryan Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 I would get a degree so I could work for the SIC Have a look on eBay. You can get them for about £100! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoolHaddock Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 Honestly? What wid your keyword be? Ooooo..... I found wan. Click Here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted April 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 I would get a degree so I could work for the SIC Have a look on eBay. You can get them for about £100! Your guidance is invaluable - Reverend peeriebryan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 I'd probably drink myself to death in a year and leave the rest to charity! Reminds me of a ciggy break conversation back in my post-office days. Some of the auld boys were talking about how they'd spend their cash should our syndicate’s numbers come up, when a certain scamp pipes up with : "I know exactly what i'd do with the winnings! - it'd all go right up my f***ing nose!!" Tumbleweed-tastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twerto Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 snorting coke is not wise.. all those bubbles makes your eyes water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAStewart Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 Buying more lottery tickets would increase your chances sure- but you'd just get your OWN money back mostly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeriebryan Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 I've never bought a lottery ticket, so in theory I win $1 every week. Hooray! (I can't find the pound sign on this keyboard) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFly Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 I've never bought a lottery ticket, so in theory I win $1 every week. Hooray! (I can't find the pound sign on this keyboard) There's logic in there somewhere. It's just very well hidden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMouth Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 I've never bought a lottery ticket, so in theory I win $1 every week. Hooray! (I can't find the pound sign on this keyboard) I would buy you a keyboard with a £ sign on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeriebryan Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 I've never bought a lottery ticket, so in theory I win $1 every week. Hooray! (I can't find the pound sign on this keyboard) I would buy you a keyboard with a £ sign on it I know it's here somewhere. Hang on, I'll have a look ~!@#$%^&*()_+}{|":|?> Nope. This must be an American keyboard. But I did stumble on a new emoticon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortio Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 best description of the national lottery i heard was "a voluntary idiot tax" i'd buy a recording studio. and a band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMouth Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 Tom Morton suggested the similar, but better "tax on stupidity". Well, I am certainly fully paid up in that case! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marooned in Maywick Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 I'd persuade Leighton Flaws to play for Ness Utd. Reckon he'd get a game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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