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Claudias wrote: I personally never thought or gave a hoot what affect my ranting had on people or life in general, I mearly see it as part of my anger management therapy. If life followed my posts I would never suggest attacking Paris Hilton with a taser. I would opt for a bullet in her cranium as a more surefire method for keeping her off me telly.

Her existence is the personification of irrelevance; for the surveys sake, say 240 hours picking up dog turd and a couple of blasts fae a taser fur general crimes against reality.

You can hear all the tirades on the pros and cons of torturing those who fall fowl of themselves and the system, and make a reflection of the society you live in on the "should we stick it to them poll" here: Hell on earth http://www.shetlink.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2125

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A new level of crazy. http://www.break.com/index/new-level-of-crazy.html

Dont know if this has been up yet but here anyway. THE TRUTH IS NOT OUT THERE http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Todays Jerry Springer; The horror, the horror. Christ knows what damage the human gene pool must suffer due to them trailer park critters. No wonder the world pulls of the odd mass extinction event. I see Jerry as a warning prophet of our potential doom.

Fifi wrote: Here here, it's all good publicity, since the sign went up I for one have learned much of northmavine; that it exists for one thing. The use of gaudy was of course mearly an abbreviation of: Graceful And Unafraid Design Yantra I'm sure it can take all the knocks anyhow, after all it is a piece of steel.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about The northmavine sign! 1. The welcome to northmavine sign can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period! 2. The northmavine sign is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature. 3. The deepest part of The northmavine sign is over 35,000 feet deep! 4. Astronauts get taller when they are in The northmavine sign! 5. Red The northmavine sign at night, shepherd's delight. Red The northmavine sign at morning, shepherd's warning! 6. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by The northmavine sign as it rode out to collect warriors slain in battle. 7. Welcome to northmavine was originally green, and actually contained cocaine. 8. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of welcome to northmavine. 9. The welcome to northmavine sign kept at the window will keep vampires at bay! 10. It's bad luck to put the welcome to northmavine sign on a bed. http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=The+northmavine+sign&gender=n

Always play with their minds. http://www.idkwtf.com/games/how-drugs-alter-the-brains-reward-pathway

Milk chocolate homewheats wiv that squirty cream in a can stuff on top.

Well it might lessen the post office line.

Watched this trailer about 30 times now. http://www.idkwtf.com/videos/latest-videos/pulp-muppets The late Jim Henson should do this with all movies, past, present and future.

Heh heh. Just seen the latest post links of home page reads as: "Kick in teeth for eldery posted by Koyaanisqatsi" Heh heh heh.

Signed. In the mean time, while waiting for Blair to learn how to give a monkeys, here's the only advice I could find. http://www.xagena.it/news/medicinenews_net_news/adb015f17cc59911788adb13ba65022f.html

typhoon-2099: I'll have that evil monkey off yer bebo for a screensaver, cheers.

What's with all the capitals,? show some bloody conformity. The netiquette of some folk, 'tsk' honestly.

And another thing JAS it's not very polite to display little videos of fjools sister dancing in her bodystocking anyway, it would serve you right if his mom dumped you for that. Show some bloody respect.

God no please, I had 3 epileptic fits before the wee JAS man got to his second wave. They are the most irritating thing in the known universe to date and personally I would rather have a bus full of jehovahs wittnesses on acid trapped in my sealed room with me than risk any further brain dysfunction trying to ignore a dozen tiny dancing maniacs as I take in the serere magic of our communal jabberings. I weep for those who suffer on the grampian life and the likes forums, the cost in sick bags must be great. I've said it before and I'll say it again save it for the feckin BeeBo'ers. LESS IS MORE

there could be room for some T shirt sales there too, "photo printed onfront" even if only for the humour value of it. printed toilet paper for the more poo faced critics you could really clean up with that one. Only jokin with me signpost trollin anyhoo, it dont make no odds to me, you wouldn't get me in northmavine if you made the sign from gold seal, and I'm sure it took some time and at least a little bit of effort to weld, polish and stick the sign up, besides mostly I'm all in favor of weird stuff and there's no reason why quaint and bizarre cant work together. Good luck with it anyway, I hope it brings you all the love and hard cash your hearts desire. I do kinda hope that it remains unique in Shetland though.

It's a trick, dont look into his eyes.

Ice-Ts coke dealer, now that has to be worth some respect.

I imagine insurance would be of little relevance to the pedestrian killed. At least they'd be out less for fear of getting caught without, unlike tossers who use the street as their merry go round in their Daddy paid for, penile substitute, pulling wagons for afore said 14 year olds in need of a carryout. That DOOF_DOOF_DOOF_DOOF CD must come free with every mong machine or perhaps it's the national anthem of all arses everywhere.

Can we all get one, this would really put Shetland on the map. I am pretty tired of the only type of coverage Shetland seems to get on TV is of the cat strangling Lounge sessions or some pre 19th century time traveling flat capped, Compo jacketed throwback. Yes indeed, a few dozen big gaudy steel signs stuck up on random hillsides is just what we need as an advert to the rest of the country of how progressive we are. I hope the youth of Northmavine realise how lucky they are, I'm sure none will ever think of leaving now they have a big sign to go and stand at when things get a bit boring.