Marooned in Maywick

Evidently it didn't clarify matters. You were wrong to use the word 'again' when (in my opinion) there hadn't been a first instance of the event. I trust this clarifies matters this time. In the event that it doesn't, let it not detract from the issue being debated.

Sorry, Gibber, you appear to misunderstand. When I questioned your use of "again" it was because I was still waiting for the first occurence of you gaining anything even remotely resembling parity, far less an upper hand, in your debating with EM. I trust this clarifies matters. Now, back to the point, if you please.

is out Thanks to Clive's there's now a copy at Maywick. Looking good so far.

Again?

I believe Eid Hall da nicht for da Lifeboat Gala finisher.

Can't believe nobody's suggested Forvik yet How about the Windhouse? Noss?

Are the retailers aware of proposed visits? Or was this an unscheduled 'look alang'?

Or, to look at it differently...what muddy fool took 180 tourists here on a Sunday?

^^^ I'd've thought Physics would be more appropriate in the Science and Technology sub-forum.

Jo and Francseca upstairs at the Toll Clock centre. 01595 690988 www.shetlandchiropractic.co.uk

Since it involves Celtic, I guess this can go in here... Does the commentator really say at about 0:32 '...Man alive. Deputy Dawg...'

Paraffin - on the second Friday in March.

Full squad: Erik Peterson, Paul Grant, Gary Jamieson, Joel Bradley, Robert Smith, Richard Arthur, Lewis Kay, Merv Jamieson, Piotr Drozdowski, Ross Moncrieff, Leighton Flaws, Karl Williamson, Ross Jamieson, James Johnston, Sam Ward, Joe Leask, Ross MacDougall, Erik Thompson, David Thompson, Neil Laurenson, Keith Pearson, Bryan Irvine, Alan Johnston. in case onybody didna ken.

Back to detective school for you Mr Twerto And for Amber - if you've got somewhere to go back to, you've nothing to lose by coming here and giving it a go. Better to regret the things you have done than those you haven't. At least that's what I tried to tell the judge...

The hops from the Fountainbridge brewery...it meant I was near Tynecastle.

A freshly washed baby. Mind you, they're capable of some whiffs at the other end of the spectrum

Freerunning you said...hmmmmm...*consults lawyer*...

Who? Charlie, Andy and Eddie? Ooooohhhh...scary

Seems to be an awful lot of knee-jerkery going around. I'm gonna give 'em a chance and then see if they make a decent go of it. Coalising with the Tories wouldn't have been my number 1 choice but there's a chance it'll be stabler than with Labour.

0-0 1-1 2-2 3-3 4-4 5-5

That's gotta be worth 5/6 of however many points you get for a correct scoreline

That's gotta be a good thing...right?

Celtic 0-0 Rangers Aberdeen 1-1 Kilmarnock Falkirk 2-2 St Johnstone Hamilton 3-3 St Mirren Hearts 4-4 Dundee Utd Motherwell 5-5 Hibernian

Could I just say in this, the week of Hibernian's 108th anniversary since last winning the Scottish Cup... Get it right up ye, ye cheating, Hibs-supporting bawbag - referee Dougie Macdonald. Just on the off-chance he's a Shetlinker

What salaries?