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I have been told that Hjaltland have plans to build at Gremista, somewhere in the vicinity of the SIC garages, on the hill. If you are going to stay out there, then I reckon a car is a must.

"When angry, count to four, when very angry, swear" Mark Twain

Du can say 'im

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The flyers from Scotia Travel and Leasks were enclosed with an information leaflet and sent from the Air Discount Scheme address in Inverness. There were no names on the envelope, just 'Air Discount Scheme Member' then the postal address. Nothing too sensitive there that I can see. Of course, if you decide to book through the ADTS, you then have to supply your details and PIN !

He's behind you !!!!

The pantomime season approaches... Oh Yes We Will !!!!!

And Noddy thought " I hope BigMouth is sound asleep whilst all this is going on"

And BigMouth thought "How does Fifi know I call my girl-friend 'Noddy'?"

Whilst he started scratching his next Somerfield shopping list on the polished coffee table with his top denture.

A visitor to the mental institution asked the director how he decided which patients should be kept in. The Director said " We fill up a bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon, teacup or bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub". The visitor said "Oh, I see, a normal person would choose the bucket, because its the biggest". The Director said "No, a normal person would pull the f*****g plug out. Would you like a bed near the window?".

what a shower of ba****ds http://www.halliburtonwatch.org/

Comparing Republicans and Democrats is like comparing Pepsi and Coke, unless you see the label, you can't tell the difference.

Two Little Boys Rolf Harris horrible, horrible, horrible

I am sure that part of the problem is the type of aircraft being used on the route. They are just too small. You can't get much into the overhead locker, and the lockers are only on one side, there are none over the port side (single) seat. The best aircraft ever used on the route was the Viscount.

Guy Fawkes, eat your heart out http://www.sunbelt-software.com/stu/iraq/ordinance_disposal.htm

Try here http://www.sunbelt-software.com/stu/iraq/sandstorm.htm

No problem as long as he is paying his own fare, but somehow, I doubt it.

Today's Times lists one death and 11 births, unusual week this !

Oops

Just checked, it's www.saynoto870.com

There is a website called something like 'sayno to 870' which lists alternative ordinary rate numbers for organisations which only give out 870 numbers.

My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.' David Beckham `I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.' Mark Viduka `Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had.' David Beckham `If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day.' Neville Southall `I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.' Paul Gascoigne 'I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.' Alan Shearer `I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.' Mark Draper `You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out.' Peter Shilton `I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester.' Stan Collymore 'I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.' Ade Akinbiyi `Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.' Ian Wright `I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier.' Ugo Ehiogu 'Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough.' Jonathan Woodgate `I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.' Stuart Pearce `I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.' Lee Hendrie `I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.' Ian Rush `Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today.' Steve Lomas `I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.' Barry Venison 'I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.' David Beckham `The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more European.' Phil Neville `All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.' Mitchell Thomas `One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.' Alan Shearer `I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd.' Johnny Giles `Sometimes in football you have to score goals.' Thierry Henry.

Post Office Telephones is right. I have been told that an engineer named Bill Guthrie had to go up regularly to check things, and as the hill was so steep, he took a spade and cut steps into the face of the hill This is the hill on the North side of Quarff.