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I had one of these (PPS 12 X) which I bought in Bigton: http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7923/1981big001.jpg

gibberish begone

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You should check LFT is really coming with that pay rise before you go spashing out on a wikipedia. Perhaps this is something that you should look into yourself. http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/3982/redsu.jpg Pic kinda related UP_WRONG_BARKING_TREE 'tis not I Back OT: I believe they're not; rising that is.

Send them to the fish factory and ensure their wages are donated to a worthy cause. I know, I for one would never re-offend.

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'become' It was the best hall at 'Up Helly Aa' before it digressed into 'Britain's Best Nightclub'. 'Country Roads', anyone?

Run rabbit run

A favourite of mine: The mystery of Ireland's worst driver

I wants me a freedom tray wheres't I can place my freedom fries Heck I just want freedom

F5 button needs tippexed in

Here's one from yester-year. Although the characters and schedule may have changed somewhat, my sentiment remains unscathed. Every Sunday, Monday, Wednesday and every Friday night, I set aside a half an hour to dedicate to s***e, to share in the tormented lives, of Vera, Liz and Jim, I fasten on my blinkers and I join the living grim. When the half an hour is over and reality befalls, I suffer soap withdrawals and go climbing up the walls, when priorities star crumbling and I haven't time to speak, then I know that I'm addicted to Bore-a-nation Street.

He sure will be, and then we'll get the government we deserve. http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/3897/nationofsheep450060701a.jpg Bring on the tories

You signed a petition asking the Prime Minister to "resign". The Prime Minister's Office has responded to that petition and you can view it here: http://www.number10.gov.uk/Page21213

Shetlink is

Sorry, but which is which?

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"Hunter" by E. Jean Carroll, makes me feel strangely sane. An interesting and entertaining read from the Shetland Library. ...and Kurt Vonnegut Jr., "Wampeters, Foma and Granfalloons"; Jeez, what little I know about Biafra amongst other subjects.

If only t'wer, t'was, t'wis, t'is dat simple. I haed a telecom engineer oot here, tools in hand, and champin' at da bit, bit he couldna do onything . Someen in an office somewhaur sood push a button afore an engineer is activated.

Whit is dis nonsense? We managed fine wi 2 boats a week, an' if dee feel da need tae cancel da odd wan nooadays, sae be it. Better tae err on da side o' caution, no?

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weird noon

If we cut our emissions drastically are we likely to succeed in finding a new planet to destroy?

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^no 'probably' about it; anyone inclined to disagree with government policy is unlikely to remain in the post for very long, or so it would seem.