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groilick

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  1. here to http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-1350811/In-China-true-cost-Britains-clean-green-wind-power-experiment-Pollution-disastrous-scale.html
  2. Da eens dat wrat da UHA Bill ir da real retards see http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=village%20idiot
  3. Dat’ll be whit Mareel ir needing da rumoured anidder £1 million fur.
  4. There would seem to be an almost unhealthy obsession with sheep in your posts. I wonder why. I winder if Mustaffa Donut is da oy o' Mustuffa Grice?
  5. Are you trying to say, in a gratuitously patronising manner, might I add, that Shetland Coastguard are somehow failing to 'perform'? Not everything can be measured in simple economic terms. He’s tellin wis dat he got his knees weet on da lang girse da last time he cam across a yowe
  6. I doot he's awa tae hae a birl on Mustaffa Donut's peirry peirry droilter.
  7. Care to translate please? What the heck you meaning here? Mustaffa Donut wis spekin aboot da size o his droilter becase hit's aa snipperit taegidder an fu o ragnails wi ower muckle shavin fae da luif o his right haand.
  8. Na na – dat wid be competition fur Auld Saandy’s Finger Inn dat's bein biggit at da Hays Dock http://visit.shetland.org/mareel-live-webcam
  9. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ or da new High Schule - maybe da cooncil shuid get cooncilors Manson and Angus tae be project co-ordinators an heid up a team o consultants tae see aboot osin da nearly new coastguard building fur extra classrooms whin da Scalloway pupils are sent tae AEI.
  10. We hae Europe’s biggest oil terminal on wir doorstep and we hae da country’s dearest fuel – very shune wir hills i’ll be destroyed whin dey big Europe’s biggest windfarm – an guess whit, wance dat's up we’ll shune hae da dearest fecking electricity in da country as weel.
  11. No - becase whin its foggy dey send a man forrard we a kishie o steens – every noo and dan he bals a steen intae da fog an listens fur da splash. If he hears a splash dan he kens hits aaright tae had her coorse if no dan he tells da skipper tae come astarn.
  12. Da forty fiddlers an some greetin C&W will be a' dey can rise tae
  13. ^^^^^ Da gum chowin quartermester fae Orkney at the wheel will mak shure o dat
  14. we are working on getting that up and running as soon as possible we need to get in some essential health and safety equipment for the 24h card machine before we can legally open it. But till then Opening hours are Mon - Fri 8:00 - 21:00 Sat 9:00 - 21:00 and Sun 11:00 - 20:00 We Serve the Fuel For you Ir you shapeir dan Leasks - bet you irna!
  15. Viking Energy will hae pleny o quarry hols trow da hills o Eid, Da Kames an Nesting fur dem tae dump hit in. Dan dir'll be something idder fur Nickerson's un-born Shetlanders tae worry aboot.
  16. Problem solved at http://www.royalmail.com/portal/rm/content1?catId=400031&mediaId=51000711 See the table below for prices of our low cost Standard Parcels service, including packages of various different weights. Maximum weight Price 2kg £4.41 4kg £7.06 6kg £9.58 8kg £11.74 10kg £12.61 20kg £14.69
  17. So da Cooncil haes gotten demsels a spindoctor – never mind hoo muckle da cost ‘ll be fur dey can close da Urafirt schule tae pey his wages.
  18. Kipperman = two faced with no backbone
  19. Hit’s just aa smaa minded parochialism, da classic example wis da P&J heralding da sinking o da Titanic we da headline North-East Man Feared Lost at Sea.
  20. It has happened here already see http://www.shetlink.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5553
  21. I heard dat he gied da job up an noo wirks on wan o da salmon farms.
  22. Some revision here for everybody - http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/TravelAndTransport/Highwaycode/DG_070314
  23. Better still why not buy them a one way ticket to Mars then they'll be in good company see http://www.shetlink.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=164510#164510
  24. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Mo, Larry and Curly perhaps?
  25. I think they've missed boat see http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-11705605
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