sassermaet Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Didn't so much make me WTF as LOL - Prison inmate getting drunk off hand sanitiser: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/8272799.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Para Handy Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Didn't so much make me WTF as LOL - Prison inmate getting drunk off hand sanitiser: Here is two for you to LoL sassermaet http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2653673/Firefighters-have-to-free-willy.html http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2646557/Suicide-bomber-hid-explosives-up-his-backside.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 ^^^That last one is an A1 for the Darwin Awards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassermaet Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Thanks PH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Para Handy Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 ^^^That last one is an A1 for the Darwin Awards. It would seem that Andrex is not the only soft thing for the Jobbie then A new terrorist weapon - an 'up the pipe' bomb! He probably thought they said "Use the back passage". Here is one more It could have been out of a Rab C Nisbet sketch http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/8272799.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleJoannie Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 It could have been out of a Rab C Nisbet sketch http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/8272799.stm My neice was working in a hospital in Glasgow about 3 years ago and they had that problem there then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Para Handy Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 Didn't so much make me WTF as LOL - Prison inmate getting drunk off hand sanitiser: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/8272799.stm Sorry there sassermaet, I now see you already posted that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/education/article6844245.ece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 sometimes it really makes you glad the laws are different in scotland Parents warned over childmindingParents who regularly look after their friends' children must register as childminders, Ofsted said as two policewomen were warned off caring for each other's youngsters. Skip related content She told the newspaper: "When the Ofsted inspector turned up, the first thing she said was 'I have had a report that you're running an illegal childminding business'. "I straightaway thought she must be mistaken, so invited her into my home to explain we were police officers and best friends helping each other out. "But she told me I was breaking the law and must end the arrangement with Lucy immediately. I was stunned, completely devastated. I spent the whole day crying because I couldn't see how I could continue working." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pooks Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 ^If she carries on being that emotional then she won't have a job anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassermaet Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 @ PH Never worry. You're right though, it does sound like something out of Rab C Nesbitt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassermaet Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8279470.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Para Handy Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 ^^^^ Can you imaging the amount of paper work, if she had been part of triplets, or sextuplets or bigger.It would have been months of fruitful work for some civil servant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassermaet Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Warning - 'fruity' images within http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/6096788/Haribos-MAOAM-candy-criticised-for-sexual-sweet-wrappers.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Para Handy Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Now I understand what it was meant by, when a man came up to you and said Would you like a sweetie in a hoarse voice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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