Yowe Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 Oh Njugle, how romantic! I really want to meet you but I feel a little sheepish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted February 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 .......... I feel a little sheepish Alas,I can but wish that i could feel a little sheepish too. Or dare i say, that i could scratch that "i(t)sh" for you my little caddie. It's probably just a tick anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 You can come through the dip with me anytime big boy, I'll scrub the ticks off your back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted February 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 Ay chihuahua! That's one 'hot tub' i'd be a fool to pass up. Scented waters too. By hook or by crook, i'll be there! So, must i wait for dipping season, or shall we dive right in? There's no point in bleating around the bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trout Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 Hey my peerie fleecy friend. Is du lookin fur a dippin? Da tedder offer is still daer if du wants tae 'cum by'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoolHaddock Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Sorry tae butt in uninvited lik this, but I might be able tae offer my services. My neem is Muckle Jeemie and I run a small "gimmer fir rent" company. You might o seen me aroond. I drive a nice, big, pink, massey ferguson "caddie-lack" and I usually wear a shiny purple boiler suit, we a matchin tourie kep, and snake-skeen rubber buts. So.....no need tae fight any more lads, I hay plenty tae go aroond.....just watch oot fir da sheep dugs, my gimmers are worried enough as it is, withoot hayin tae spend da night in a pen we da pigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted February 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Fantastic! I am truly grateful to you Jeemie .................. ...Take this ewe-surper away from my peerie caddie! I fear there is something fishy about the guy, and that he is no prime catch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoolHaddock Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Aahaaa, it seems I am the sugar........or in this case, "saat lick" daddy for you! Ok, heres the plan:Make "dy peerie caddie" organise a meeting time and place with the gentleram in question. Little will he keen, I, Muckle Jeemie, will be waiting at the said co-ordinates tae drench him. You twa will then be free to ewe-lope into the sunset together......this truly is a plan of beauty! But Remember, get it touch if du ever wants a peerie bit o "common graising" action, if du keens what I mean....ahha ha ha! Incidently, theres no bailing on me now, I've formulated this plan, and I won't let you fleece me out of my earnings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted February 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 That's a done deal Poolhaddio Daddio. You want cash? Or can we do a deal in peat? I guess not, you are in Yell after all. Selling sand to the Arabs was easier. Then i can get back to woo' ing my hearts desire, cos: Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. Here's looking at Yowe, kid. x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoolHaddock Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Sorry Njugle, I only deal in cold, hard cash .........ew nuts. My gimmers love them. Just to let you know, my services usually sell at a very high price on the Black (gaet, farmers) market. Some people even say that I'm the best in my field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted February 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted February 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Sing it Sinead... It's been seven hours and fifteen days, since you took your love away.aa aa aa aa aah.............. ...... No-thing com-pares,No-thing com-pares....to Yowe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoolHaddock Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^Start me up...I'll never stop, never stopYowe made a grown man cry!Yowe made a grown man cry!Yowe made a grown man crrrraaayyyaaayyyyaayyyeeee! Mick Jagger eat your heart out! (not literally for god sake) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Hay there, I've been on the hill for a while and had no online access. The services are much better here at Gremista park. Theres running water and everything. I'll be here for a few days ( they're checking our teeth and feet) so Njugle I'd love it if you would meet me for lunch, say monday at 12? We could share a bucket of nuts and get to know each other bah-etter. By the way, a couple of my friends said they were approached by a man in a purple boilersuit who said they should go with him and he would take care of them and supply them with the finest mineral blocks available. Do you think we should be suspicious of him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plucker Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Best way is to slip rubber boots ower Yowe's cloven hooves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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