Ally Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 And so I awoke yesterday at 10pm, in my old bedroom back in Shetland, somewhat confused and disorientated. I nervously bumbled through to the kitchen where my mum gave me a look that was closer to pity than irritation. "hi", i timidly ventured. "Good evening", she replied. "I can't remember getting home last night" I explained, assuming I'd got got a taxi. "No, son, you probably can't. I was in town this lunch time to get some messages and noticed some man staggering up the road. On closer inspection I realized that this drunken oaf was, infact, my son!" I turned the car around to pick you up, but unfortunately you'd managed to strike up a conversation with the police before I could get to you. They were on the verge of carting you off until i intervened! 'It's ok, he's my son', I explained, to which you exclaimed "F***ing Hell! It's My mum!" and started giggling away like a madman..." Seemingly I'd been out since tea time the previously day and it looks like the tequila Red bull poison (among other stuff)I'd been consuming had kept me conscious well beyond the the level at which any sensible brain would have shut down. My only memory of the conversation with he cops was of me ranting about the juke boxes in the Wheel bar bar and the thule stealing my money and that they should launch a full investigation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 turd- mirac dastreen my new technique of drinkining only whiskey and water to avoid a hangover didna work , then i forgot the golden rule of havin annider een as soon as eyes open, so here go's! cheers abody!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 will try da wheel bar danite afore santy comes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkstarIII Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 Just wanted to wish you all a Happy new year! and best wishes for 2007! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollian Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Not sure if this applies here! This is my most sober UHA in a long time. I should be out there in my posh frock, wi my hair done, dancing wi blokes who are too p*shed to remember who I am!Here's too all the hangovers tomorrow! Just carry on and go to the Hop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canute Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Michty quiet here the day. Is du all feeling a bit peely wally? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeMascus Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Well, Been drinking heavily through up-helly-aa, and MSIE doesn't have a spellchecker! So please excuse the mesage. btw I am also crunk Forking descussions from drunkzone? I know this is more work for the moderators but I do think you cannot regiment too many subject together, discussions are organic things, they should be let to grow. I always find it fun, especially and generally when I am drunk, to find out the identity of other shetlink users, we may know who you are, but do you know who we are? HeHe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyVocoustic Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 oh witnessed a very "refreshed" perriebryan "dancing" in Drummonds last night 8O 8O I feel a bit mentally scarred joost nooo (but saying that If I had stayed much longer Id have probably started also.... ) Whoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyVocoustic Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 I know this is more work for the moderators but I do think you cannot regiment too many subject together, discussions are organic things, they should be let to grow. Off topic: I totally agree. The moderators continual merging of threads to keep topics together ruins the organic nature that is inherent in these discussions. New viewers of old threads maybe cant be bother reading ALL of an old thread to keep up with that discussion. New thread on similar topics can generate more healthy discussion than the continual merging of similar topics into threads with xx pages. Thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifi Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 In Zetnet newsgroups, thread drift is a tradition. It's how people's minds work. However, I can sympathise with the mods... Swerving back on topic - it's my birthday but I'm not drunk. Yet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarotangel Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 In Zetnet newsgroups, thread drift is a tradition. It's how people's minds work. However, I can sympathise with the mods... Swerving back on topic - it's my birthday but I'm not drunk. Yet... Happy Birthday hope you're incredibly blootered noo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickB Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 am sitting here cursing myself for going out last night. cant remember the last time I felt so bad. must have been drunk I have woken up and found "n/star smoker" stamped on my hand. cant really remember being there though. Anyone know a good cure for a hangover? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifi Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 Happy Birthday hope you're incredibly blootered noo. Ta! I should really own up and say that I had a very good meal at Busta accompanied by a couple of drinks. So a lovely night and no hangover! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyVocoustic Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 Anyone know a good cure for a hangover? The best one has to be not to drink the night before Hope this helps! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pooks Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 Anyone know a good cure for a hangover? I know of only one, affectionately known as 'Dahairodadog' around Shetland. Obviously it must catch up with you sometime. Musn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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