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It depends on your management. The 1st man in charge at my workplace was first class. If you had a problem he did his best to sort it out he would at least get out of his chair and come and look at the problem if something was brooking but wasn’t a major safety issue, he would say ok ill order the bit to day, and he did . then he got Early Retirement, he had got fed up with all the bull sh*t coming from up the chain of command, the new guy was so blind the lenses in his glasses was about half an inch thick and as for his brains maintenance was what he paid his Ex-wife one of my work mates went on about his brakes that they could not stop the van he was using and he ignored him until he had to use the van himself and he hit a wall with it then he tried to have the man dismissed for not telling him about it. Some managers you do the job because they have earned you respect and if the asked you to work at the weekend because they weren’t enough staff you said yes without even thinking about it. The other guy got no weekend work out of me and some weeks he had to cancel the weekends work due to lack of staff. And then I got the chance of Early Retirement, and when he asked me to work that last weekend I said no and told him why. I made it quite plane that respect was something you earned and not something that was issued with the white hat

What about Sakchai Makao, he was dragged out of his house and taking to Aberdeen and so on, It seems that it is ok to take a member of the general public but not one o tony blairs cronies, now the MPs are up in arms what a bunch of hypocritical A*s Holes thy are. New Labour came floating into parliament like Turds on top of a dirty wave claming the moral high ground about sleaze and what did tony blair do when he got over the door step of number 10 if any of you cant remember it was to give him and his cronies a big pay rise. I now that you are supposed to use Caps when using somebody’s name but I despise the Turd so much that I make his name as small as possible so the he can crawl under the stone he came from

GMT was introduced as a aid to navigation as Great Britain was the major. Power in the world at that time. Seem to me it is all that’s left of Great in Great Britain all tony blair has done for Great Britain is to put Fun into Dysfunctional

“Well did you like a shag in a jag†John Prescott MP

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Ok I hate some types of vegitarians

YES. I met Mr. Wallace MP once and I wasn’t the only one in the room at time when we all left and spoke about the experience most of the contingent said the same thing, that they felt dirty and cheap. And when he joined with the labour party just to get a place in the government of Scotland and was prepared to drop some of his party’s manifesto !!!! just to get place of power. Quit frankly I would not let them run a whelk stall. But not The SNP

I don’t mind people who are vegetarian. It’s the ones that come and preach in your face and make it quit plane that they are Wright and nobody else is. It’s as bad as born again Christians coming up to you in the street. I always ask, if they have a sister or a daughter that are virgins, as I am devil worshiper and I like to make a few sacrifices they P*ss-Off real quick after that

They probably where really comfortable what ever you think of the Germans you cant fault there Engineering was quite good just look at there Tiger tanks they caused some problems to our forces after D-Day

The suitcase sized nukes cant be in Shetland as some More than my jobs worth twit for Loganairs Luggage Charges scheme would have left them on the runway

White sliced bread, with Philadelphia cheese spread on both pieces of bread instead of butter, 3 slices of Canadian Cheddar, two pieces of turkey roll and then some Branston red pepper and tomato relish and if you want put it into a hot sandwich maker

The former head of the Army, General Sir Mike Jackson says we should replace it that’s good enough for me the trouble with Politicians and the Public is that they never listen to the people we send out to fight in our name. This has been the story all throughout history

SIC chipped in more than 50% of the CATS total, and it's up to the NHS to lay on hospitals, not the local authority, even if they could afford it, that's why we pay taxes. But Tingwall is not a bad idea JustMe Tingwall is a terrible idea. A hospital should be in the same place as the largest concentration of people within Shetland which means Lerwick. Not only because it is more convenient for patients and visitors but because of the multiple hills between the biggest concentration of people and Tingwall. Just think of that journey on a winters night with drifting snow. Ok so the same argument applies to having the airstrip for the air ambulance at Tingwall but I cannot think of a suitable empty space to site a runway in Lerwick. The problem is that any tax being paid by Shetlands population if combined would not pay for a hospital anyway and the government spends more money on every thing else but my main point was that at least a hospital would be for everybody and not the few. Also Tingwall is not That far from Lerwick and is more central to Shetland anyway from all points of a compass. Everybody else get to the gilbert bain from any other part of Shetland so I cant see why people in Lerwick could not get to Tingwall snow or not.

Instead of wasting money on The Bressay Bridge and other fanciful ideas how about a new Hospital say at Tingwall near the airstrip purpose built for the job including the C.A.T scanner, and a Laser for eye treatment as well, and a breast scanner too. If the oil money was to be used for something that helps every one in the Shetlands. It is a scandal that people have had to raise money for a cat scanner a tall although a first class effort by the Shetlands population. At least the equipment would have been here for them to use when the consultants come up from Aberdeen and if they had to ship patients out from the airfield, It would be next-door a bit no rush hour traffic to get in the way. And proper parking spots for outpatients and not workers they could have there own car park around the back

I wish to report the tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off

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Isn't that exactly what we were doing pre '90? Minding our own business and Saddam goes walkabout in Kuwait, and we have a slew of Kuwaiti's screaming "Help" at us. When saddam invaded Kuwaiti, the rest of the Arab counters screamed for western help because they were next on the list. If any of the Arabs had had any sense of honour they would have put saddam down them selves after what he did to his own country in there name and without western help. Eg a boy at my school was going around bulling other kids in the play ground one day when his older brother was walking by the school, and he came in to the play ground and gave him a good kicking made it clear that if he did it again his life would not be worth living the boy never bullied again.

He pays his council tax like everybody else and an employer of local people so good luck to the man

The required IQ Test Results To Become A Councillors 1. Save the Whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day with out sunshine is like Night. 3. Ninety-five percent of councilers give the rest a bad name. 4. On the other hand…you have different fingers. 5. I wonder how much deeper the bridge would have to be set, if their wasn’t any sponges in the North mouth. 6. Honk if you love peace and quiet. 7. Nothing is to foolproof to a talented .Councillor 8. He who laughs last , thinks the slowest. 9. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. 10. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed as our expenses clams. 11. No one is listening to the people who voted us in to office. 12. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism to steal from many is Consultation. 13. Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your week. 14. Two wrongs are only the beginning. 15. The sooner you fall behind the more time you have to fall asleep 16. Change is inevitable—except for cuts in your education expenditure 17. Two wrongs may not make a right but two Wright brothers made council aeroplanes. 18. The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese 19. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good. 20. Remember to set low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them

20 Sayings Our Staff Would Like To See On Those Office Inspirational Posters 1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings…they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos… Then you probably haven’t completely understood the dire seriousness of the situation. 3. Doing a job Right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job Wrong fourteen or fifteen times gives you job security. 4. Eagles may soar but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines. 5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. 6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity….probably has a scapegoat. 7. Plagiarism saves time. 8. If at first you don’t succeed, try management. 9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 10. Teamwork….means never having to take all the blame yourself. 11. The holidays will continue until morale improves. 12. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups 13. We waste time, so you don’t have to. 14. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away. 15. Go the extra mile it makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker 16. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all. 17. When the going gets tough, take coffee brake. 18. Indecision is the key to flexibility. 19. Succeed in spite of management. 20. Aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment.

One day little Johnny goes to his father, and asks him if he can buy him a £150 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny’s father says, ‘Johnny, we have an eighty thousand pound mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas. Christmas comes around, and Johnny asks again. The Father says, ‘well the mortgage is still extremely high, and I have had a bad year at work. Sorry, ask me again some other time. Two days later, the boy is seen walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father feels sorry for him, and asks him why he is leaving. And the boy says, ‘This morning I was walking past your room, and I heard you say that you were pulling out, and mummy said that you should wait because she was coming too…. And I’ll be DAMNED if I’m getting stuck with an eighty thousand pound mortgage