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More money down the pan


Medziotojas
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For 1/2 Mil. the least I'd have expected was padded heated seats, appropriate music (Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head....China in Your Hand (with piss artists holding themselves up in mind)....) and a SIC gold leaf monogram on each square of paper....well, maybe not the last one, not sure I'd even want to wipe on that. :?

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Where money has been wasted is that the new toilets have not been built with a section that can be left open all night so that late night revellers do not have to resort to the lanes as an alternative when they feel the need to go. Really it is no good for councillors to blame the people who come into town for a good time and then are ejected from the pubs and clubs long after the toilets have closed.

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For some inexplicable reason I have this ghastly scene stuck in my head, of some old biddy sitting watching the CCTV Monitors and suddenly hollerin' "Dere's XXXX fae doon da rod just hed a crap...." or "Dere's XXXX fae wherever gyaan in fur a piss noo", that rather puts me off wanting to use the place, however plush it is. :?

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