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Bit, whit aboot da weemin dat love ta tak care o wis puir men folf whan we hae man flu??

Dis weemin aye hae a wye ta remind wis abbot foo carin dey wir, an dat is aye followed wi a peerie reminder aboot some guid ting dat we can dö för dem, laek pentin, paperin, etc..

A'm no seen a woman yet dat didna haad da man flu ower da mans heid until he did what shö wanted.

Damned clever dis weemin folk. :wink: :wink:

 

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HE HE :lol:

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Dis weemin aye hae a wye ta remind wis abbot foo carin dey wir, an dat is aye followed wi a peerie reminder aboot some guid ting dat we can dö för dem, laek pentin, paperin, etc..

 

Men can paint and paper? :shock: Who'da thought. My OH has been holding out on me!

I thought the only men-folk that did that were the ones paid to do it outside their own homes! :)

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Should I be the bearer of even worse tidings and tell you that this dire affliction extends to more than just man flu?

For example:

 

Woman -a headache. Man - a migraine (could even be meningitis)

Woman - a chesty cough . Man -definiitely bronchitis -possibly pnuemonia.

Woman - indigestion. Man - a duodenal ulcer (probably about to rupture any minute)

Woman -a stitch. Man - appendicitis -no make that peritonitis.

Woman -a bit of backache. Man "Oh no I think I've got a spinal tumour"

 

Ladies, I'm sure you can think of lots more, but I am often reminded of a comment a midwife once made to me. "If men had to have bairns, you can bet they would only have the one"

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