ArabiaTerra Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 ^^^^^ More here. Seems to have been a failed Russian ICBM launch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Para Handy Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 The BBC will go to any lengths to advertise the Christmas special of De Who Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Para Handy Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8406003.stm A statement from Moscow later confirmed that a missile launch from a Russian submarine in the region had failed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassermaet Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Ouch... http://news.scotsman.com/inverness/Asbo-man-39breaks-law39-by.5887681.jp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooter Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 'Stoned wallabies make crop circles' http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8118257.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Para Handy Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Only in the UK would this even be considered a news itemDrug tests at pie eating contest“performance enhancing substances such as cough linctus†http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8413252.stm What is the next performance enhancing substances? Sniffing sweaty socks for marathon runners who need that little extra boost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoosn Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 firing peerie clods at their houghs would make them go a bit too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassermaet Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 There was this, which just cracked me up: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20091217/tod-breast-flasher-hit-by-distracted-dri-7f81b96.html And this, which made me shake my head: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091217/tod-japanese-gamer-marries-nintendo-char-870a197.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Para Handy Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 ^^^^ She will be feeling a right boob then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOYAANISQATSI Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 City found on Caribbean sea floor http://www.heralddeparis.com/previously-undiscovered-ancient-city-found-on-caribbean-sea-floor/65855 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooter Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Drunk 4 year old theif!http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/113283/Drunk-4-year-old-boy-steals-neighbour-s-Christmas-presents/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassermaet Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Bum sniffer hunted http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2779253/Hunt-for-shop-nut-who-smelled-staff-members-bum.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOYAANISQATSI Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 I've seen a few wtf's in my time but that just about tops the lot.I mean, srsly WTF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Para Handy Posted December 26, 2009 Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 Thou shalt not... well, actually I’ll let you offNow that a vicar has explained that stealing can be OK When Father Tim Jones advised his poorest parishioners in York that they should shoplift in supermarkets for things they need this Christmas, because that was better than mugging or burglary to pay for them, he introduced a fascinating new relativism into the Ten Commandments. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/giles_coren/article6967558.ece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Para Handy Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 A shopping centre in China's Hebei province has built a car park with wider spaces that it says is designed especially to suit women drivers. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8432887.stm No more Oops then I suppose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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