Ally Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Has anyone tried that thing where you type your name, followed by the word "needs" into google? (both name and needs in inverted commas). It's mildly amusing. Here's a few of the results I got... Ally needs to visit her psychiatrist for some professional help Ally needs no pocket on any barrel Ally needs foreign espionage Ally needs appropriate body (of Metal) but no movement or IQ Ally needs certain things like increased economic and military aid Ally "needs to eat a Big Mac" Ally needs the therapist to confirm that Nora is insane Ally needs the calories the tube provides Ally needs carry out for work purposes... All disturbingly accurate, I must confess... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Inky Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Has anyone tried that thing where you type your name, followed by the word "needs" into google? (both name and needs in inverted commas). Apparently, I need to develop a sense of trust in trustworthy adults. I need to find an more acceptable ways to deal with feelings of shame. Also, I need to determine if the Boeing ASDC model is proprietary or not so that we can determine if we can use it for a strawman. ... Very enlightening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peerie_flo Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Apparently I;Need to graduate,Need your help desperatlyNeed an accountantNeed a helmetNeed to move out my parents houseNeed a second surgery with a month of bedrest!! How funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppet Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Apparently I need................... an operation after a prostitute bit my penis for non payment 8O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludgegulper Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Well, I need the following:- 1 A vasectomy (too late)2 A semi large fenced yard (not needed yet)3 Money into my account to buy food (true)4 A loan (true)5 Jesus to rehabilitate me6 A break (true)7 Need your financial support8 Help (true)9 £50,000 a year (true but some hope)10 To pee very badly on Flickr (who is Flickr?) Apart from the last one this makes better reading than the Old Moores Almanac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMe Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Wont mention the rest.....too boring apart from one animal rights campaigner....but it seems I also need to pee very badly on flickr. Not sure why a good pee would not suffice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marooned in Maywick Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 "Marooned in Maywick needs"....nothing However, MiM's alter ego, Boof needs.... a nickname because he legally adopted Boof as his first name Boof is also apparently a South African cricketer who needs 37 runs to do something cricketingly newsworthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 A few of the better ones. Colin Needs.. A Bath the ould sod .. your helpthe uber geeksimprovement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowrie Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Apparently I'm in need of Coffee (very true)Support from donations (always welcome)All the rest I can get (it has been a long week)Kindness and affection (don't we all)Painting 8O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yowe Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Some of the things I need- To be reminded to multiply before adding...To distribute the modified case study for review...To take my test this year...To decide how quickly I want to get my hands on the money...More action in the valley!... 8O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostrider Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 ....to beat up his postal delivery service. (Not wrong some days).....a haircut. (Ahhh, yes, true).....needs to move. (Yup, definitely).....another major open-heart surgery to replace the homograft. (Huh..Whaaatt?!?!) 8O ....needs coffee and Gerard needs cigarettes. (Nope, wrong way round, I need the smokes, keep the coffee).....needs time to work on his post match dance. 8O ....needs change and variety and could grow easily bored. (Yup, definitely).....NEEDS NEW MUSIC! (Yup, there could never be enough female rock and metal).....needs to be in a home with other Leukemia positive cats. 8O 8O 8O ....needs an 11pm to 7am nurse. (I'll keep my XXX comments to myself on this one).....needs to grow the beard again. (Hey, who stole it, it was still on my chin 2 minutes ago!) ....needs Cheese China Cat Sunflower. (Well, who doesn't). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 I put the wife's name in for a laugh. here's a few of the better ones Sandra needs;..a ride milf swingers ..a new skin ..a loveley home. Puppies available now ..to be punched in the neck(yes, but who's gonna try it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarotangel Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Hmm yes I've done this but as my name is Katrina you can imagine all the results I got after the hurricane last year, none of them were funny mostly depressing. I tried my username but that didn't really come up with anything. My lot must be a happy one then if I don't need anything..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMouth Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Apparently .... .....review legislation.....select and store row IDs 8O 8O aaargh I can't get away from databases 8O 8O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thekid Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 i need me hol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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